Chandler [imitating Roger]: "Here's some little-known facts about couscous: they didn't add the second cous until 1979."
“The One That Could Have Been, Part 2” · Season 6, Episode 16
In this episode: Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
Sorry your husband cheated on you.
And I'm sorry your wife is gay. I guess women ain't that great either, huh?
Try telling my wife that.
[singing]: It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see,
One of them won 't do it but the second will set you free. Tell all your hate and anger, It's time to say goodbye. And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I worked for die!
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