Frasier · Season 4
Martin is trying to persuade one of his sons to go with him to his platoon reunion
Come on, they're great guys: Stinky, Wolfman, Boom-Boom, Jim. Of course, his name's not really Jim; we call him that because he likes to drink Jim Beam. Just like we call Hank “Bud” because he drinks Budweiser. Come on, you'd love these guys!
We're sherry drinkers, Dad. Think about it.
[Daphne is pretending to be Niles' wife in order to let her ex-fiancé down easily.]
Daphne, I noticed in the phone book, you're still listed as Moon.
That must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
[pretending to be a retired astronaut] I remember the first time I drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it right into the Sea of Tranquility!
Hey, I have no sense of decency. That way, my other senses are enhanced!
It seems that Bulldog is in love
You know what? I gotta call her. (picks up the phone) No, wait. No, I gotta play hard to get. (slams phone down) But I miss the sound of her voice. I’m calling her. (picks up phone) No, wait. It’s too needy. Chicks hate that. (puts phone down) I shouldn’t call her. But I want to! (picks up phone before putting it down again) Doc, what should I do?!
Don’t ask me. I don’t even know who you are!
Niles is relating an episode from that day
I hardly need to tell you how the story ends.
Just tell me when the story ends.
Frasier tells his father the truth about his dream
The dream is really about me and a male co-worker, Gil Chesterton.
You don't care if I ever sleep again, do you?
Niles notices Roz checking out a man
Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?
Oh, please. I'm already looking for my stockings and trying to remember where I parked my car.
Niles sees an author that he and Frasier idolized
Well, why don't you go up and introduce yourself?
I can't just walk up to a god like that.
Well, then, find a subtler way.
In your vernacular that would be what? To slingshot your panties across the street?
While standing in for his brother, Niles finds himself giving useful advice to a listener's cat
What did you say to him?
Well, I'd like to tell you, but that would violate doctor-cat confidentiality!
Martin and Daphne have just witnessed the results of Niles's handiwork on Reggie McLemore
I gotta say: I'm impressed.
Yeah. I'm starting to think maybe I should spend an hour or two on the couch with you. (Niles grins)
Are you kidding? With Niles, it'd only take two minutes!
(grin fades) Thanks, Dad.
Roz is comforting Daphne after her break-up, in a way only she knows how
Now, Daphne, if the jewellery wasn't that good and the sex wasn't that good, what have you really lost here?
Dr. Roz wades in with the Gabor approach to therapy!
Last night, Roz insisted on taking me to this bar she calls “The Sure Thing”.
How flattering! They've named a bar after her.
Frasier asks why Lilith hasn't gone with her husband to a volcano site
Because if she accidentally fell in, the shockwave from the hottest thing in Nature meeting the coldest would actually crack the Earth in two.
(incredulously) As if a smile from Maris couldn't freeze mercury!
Boys, come on. Nobody's gonna win this one.
It's my first Thanksgiving without Maris.
Oh yeah. I know son, it's hard.
Do you remember the year I plopped that big wedge of pumpkin pie in front of her, and we all laughed? (they all chuckle) Then I put a big scoop of whipped cream on top of it and we laughed some more! (they chuckle again) Then her eyes welled up with tears and we all knew it was time to stop.
Nice neighborhood. I noticed a whole bunch of kids Freddie's age playing in the street.
Yes, he's spent many happy hours at his window observing their play patterns.
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