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Frasier · Season 7

Frasier Season 7 quotes

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S7 E1Momma Mia

Martin has just met Mia, and is shocked at how much she resembles his late wife. She seems to like the cabin

MMia

I feel like I'm in Heaven.

I'm starting to feel that way myself.

Frankly, I wish you'd start seeing someone about this bug phobia of yours.

It is not a phobia! I have a healthy fear of our natural predators. It's us versus them, and frankly, I'm starting to wonder just whose side you're on!

S7 E2Father of the Bride

Frasier, do you remember the time the Kreizel brothers tied me to their Great Dane and lobbed meatballs down their gravel driveway?

I told you, Niles: I would have helped you, but their sister was holding me down.

[about his date] She was... a cat person. She brought her cat on our date. Well, she had good reason: it was Mr. Waggles's birthday. Actually, his birthday party. Actually, his surprise birthday party!

S7 E3Radio Wars

Frasier is not happy that Martin found the prank phonecall so amusing

D'you think you could get me a tape of the show?

What on Earth for?

How often d'you get to hear your son on the radio?

(glares at him) I'm on the radio EVERY DAY!

Martin has pointed out to his sons that bullies have always targeted them because they acted like they were above everyone else

Daphne, tell me: do you think we're snobby, superior and condescending?

That's it! I'm getting me door soundproofed!

S7 E4Everyone's a Critic

Roz has arrived in Café Nervosa, and seen Poppy at another table with some other KACL workers

I see Poppy's having a little party.

That is not a party; that's a hostage situation.

The news about Frasier's prospective new arts show starts an argument with Niles

You conniving copy-cat! You have to have whatever I have.

I do not have what you have; my audience is twice as large as yours is!

Oh well, at least my audience can read!

How dare you review my audience!

S7 E5The Dog That Rocks the Cradle

I went to all sorts of funerals as a child. My uncle's a mortician. Lovely man. He's offered to do my makeup for the wedding.

I can just hear the whispers now. "Did you see the bride? Very lifelike."

We've got to plan for it. We must all be prepared when the cold hand of death comes knocking on our door.

[Someone knocks at the door.]

Would you get that?

I most certainly will not.

S7 E6Rivals

Regan has admitted that her name is from a treacherous daughter in King Lear, which makes it less than flattering

RRegan

I'm sorry, I have some issues with my father.

Enter Martin, who is trying to match them up

Excuse me again.

I have no idea what that would be like!

Roz is trying to persuade Frasier to buy tickets for a charity ball

Come on, it's for a good cause. They provide disaster relief.

Enter Poppy

PPoppy

Hi, partners!

How soon can they get here?

S7 E7A Tsar is Born

Frasier has just realized that the "game show" Martin wants to watch is The Antiques Roadshow, which he and Niles planned to watch

I'll just check outside and see if the world has ended.

Dr. Myshkin has arrived to examine the clock, and Frasier asks Daphne to bring in the caviar

Oh, I am so sorry. Here I am, dawdling with the laundry when it's ten minutes into Caviar Time!

S7 E8The Late Dr. Crane

After a minor car accident

Are you alright?

Yes. Thank Heaven your fist softened the blow of the airbag!

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