Frasier and Roz recall the occasion when they slept together two years previously
I seem to recall hearing the term “stallion-like”
I never said that
Well, one of us did!
S11 E1No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Daphne and Niles have just read the pregnancy test
But my slow sperm...
I must have fast eggs!
S11 E2A Man, A Plan, A Gal: Julia
Niles has observed Frasier's unfortunate dating pattern
I'd like to strike you, of course, but you speak the truth!
Niles is encouraging Frasier to commit to commitment. Despite the glib expression, he is inspired
I am going to call Julia, and I will not take "no" for an answer! I may have walked in here the old fault-finding, flaw-fleeing Flasier, but I leave a man committed to commitment!
[grinning] You said Flasier.
I did not!
S11 E3The Doctor Is Out
Alistair Burke has just appeared in Café Nervosa
He is only the head of the Seattle Opera Guild, and one of the finest directors in the world!
His productions are brilliant! He staged a Philip Glass opera last year and no one left.
Let's see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. My other son is jealous. Yep, life is good!
ABAlistair Burke
Frasier, this apartment is stunning.
Thank you.
ABAlistair Burke
The view - breathtaking; the art - perfect; the chair - hilarious.
S11 E4The Babysitter
RRonee
I'm gonna take a little break. Try not to kill yourselves from disappointment.
Dad, you know, you really ought to slow down there. [to Ronee] You know, at his age, one slip and it's the ICU and then it's I-see-ya later.
Well, I wouldn't worry about me, Fras'. I don't feel any older now than I did when you were parading around in your mother's heels. [everyone laughs] Of course, that was just last Christmas.
S11 E5The Placeholder
Frasier does not appreciate being set up by Roz
I have standards. Haven't you ever heard of waiting for Miss Right?
Yeah, well, Miss Right has standards too, and she's not looking to meet Mr Mothball.
Frasier is just about to part company with Ann
AAnn
Well, here we are. The awkward part.
Oh, it's not awkward at all. I’d be delighted to pay for your cab. Here we are. (hands over money and runs)
S11 E7Maris Returns
Welcome. Whether our journey together lasts for years or just one day, I can’t tell you how excited I am to take this first step with you.
[He says this first to the temp receptionist, then to four successive patients who all disappear within minutes]
[Niles is having a panic attack in the kitchen during the baby shower]
Calm down, Niles.
I can’t! I’m telling her another lie every time I open my mouth!
Oh, get a grip on yourself, man! It’s called marriage!
S11 E8Murder Most Maris
Niles has had a nervous breakdown and stripped naked in Café Nervosa
WWaiter
I’m calling the cops!
The hell you are! This man’s tips alone have probably paid for all the pot you’ll ever smoke!
It's as if you'd forgotten that not three days ago I was... punched in the face...by a man now dead.
He says this, changing time intervals to suit the moment, throughout the episode. Each time, everyone falls reverently silent.
Thank you!
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