Frasier asks why Lilith hasn't gone with her husband to a volcano site
Because if she accidentally fell in, the shockwave from the hottest thing in Nature meeting the coldest would actually crack the Earth in two.
(incredulously) As if a smile from Maris couldn't freeze mercury!
Boys, come on. Nobody's gonna win this one.
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