Bulldog quotes from Frasier

Bulldog

Hey, I have no sense of decency. That way, my other senses are enhanced!

Bulldog

I got canned last Friday for saying something on the air. I was talking with this golfer chick who said she wants to enter the Women's Open. Like I'm supposed to leave that alone.

Bulldog

Hey, T.J.! How was it, man?

It was horrible! They're like sharks in a feeding frenzy! The one who bought me had this crazed look in her eye!

Roz

Where do I pay?

Frasier

Roz!

Roz

I saw what I wanted and I went after it!

Bulldog

[to caller] You're in the Doghouse.

Hey, am I on?

Bulldog

Yeah, take as long as you want. [hangs up and goes to the next call]

Bulldog

Doc, I got one thing to say to you...

Frasier

Go ahead, take your best shot.

Bulldog

I am so proud of you, man!

Frasier

Well, doesn't that put the cherry on the parfait(!)

Bulldog

Hey Roz, you know what's over my head?

Roz

Almost any clever remark?

Bulldog

[to Gil] What's she mean by that?

Bulldog

You know what? I gotta call her. (picks up the phone) No, wait. No, I gotta play hard to get. (slams phone down) But I miss the sound of her voice. I’m calling her. (picks up phone) No, wait. It’s too needy. Chicks hate that. (puts phone down) I shouldn’t call her. But I want to! (picks up phone before putting it down again) Doc, what should I do?!

Frasier

Don’t ask me. I don’t even know who you are!

Gil

I must admit, I didn't notice he was all that handsome.

Roz

You didn't notice? You of all people?

Gil

Just what are you insinuating?

Roz

Well, you know... you're a little...

Gil

For your information, I happen to be a happily married man.

Frasier

You're... married?

Bulldog

To a woman?

Gil

Of course to a woman! Well, you've all heard me mention Deb. How many times have I said, "I must run along now, Deb will be waiting!"

Roz

We thought Deb was your cat.

Gil

She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop! Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well, and knows how to use a pastry bag! [exits in a huff]

Frasier

Well, that's the first time I've ever seen a man "in" himself.