Niles tells how he returned Maris's gifts and made it clear to her that it was all over
She didn't get mad. In fact, she was eerily calm. She just stood there with a blank stare on her face, rubbing her ocelot.
You know, they got a cream for that.
S6 E6Secret Admirer
Frasier's date was a disaster, and Maris is threatening to ruin Niles
I'll be stripped clean and devoured like an animal!
And I won't be!
S6 E7How to Bury a Millionaire
Niles has made an emergency stop in his hatchback and fallen off the seat. He is talking to Frasier and Martin on the car phone
Dad, come quickly! I need your help.
Oh, my God! What is it?
I need you to get up here and pretend this is your car.
Martin has been on an epic journey through Niles' apartment to bring him some aspirin
(reads the box) This aspirin's expired.
Well, it wasn't when I found it.
S6 E8The Seal Who Came to Dinner
Daphne chastises Martin for flirting with her friend Pam
Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.
Yeah, she looked once and it was over.
After the police arrive, Fraiser tries to explain the situation to Officer McLean.
MMcLean
You found a dead seal?
Yes.
MMcLean
And it was wearing a peignior?
Now that's ludicrous. We put the pegnoir on it!
Niles is suspected of murder after he is seen dumping a body into the sea from a rowing boat
My wife is alive! She's in Antwerp having her elbows done!
Oh, give it up, Niles. Even I didn't believe that one!
S6 E9Roz, a Loan
Dad, have you seen Frasier's frittata pan?
(looks at him) Hi, Marty Crane. I don't believe we've met.
I got canned last Friday for saying something on the air. I was talking with this golfer chick who said she wants to enter the Women's Open. Like I'm supposed to leave that alone.
S6 E10Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
Helen asks Niles to propose a toast, and he is keen to uphold the Jewish façade
L'Chaim! Mazal Tov! Next year in Jerusalem!
[quietly] Take it down a notch, Tevye.
This continues when Martin discovers the guests and complains that no one informed him
Niles, why don't you see if you can go help Dad in the kitchen?
Oh, all right, but he'll probably just kvetch at me and frankly I don't need the tsuris…
Niles! [mouths] Half that!
S6 E11Good Samaritan
Niles has come to the police station to bail Frasier out.
(to the desk sergeant) Excuse me, if you could get our bill together, we're ready to settle up here.
Frasier sits his son down and tries to explain the trouble he has been in
For the next couple of days, you're going to hear some rather nasty stories and some snide jokes about your old man.
Mom's coming?
S6 E12Our Parents, Ourselves
Roz has just mimed a Hail Mary pass to help Frasier out when a caller starts talking about American football
I'm impressed you're so good at charades.
I'm impressed you could mime a virgin.
Frasier and Roz worry about growing old alone, and Frasier casually suggests a pact
You mean, like, in forty years, if neither one of us finds anyone…
Yeah, exactly, we'll marry each other.
I was gonna say kill each other.
Six of one...
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