(looking at a gift that came nestled in shredded paper) Look at this mess. Ah, it's too bad it's not bubble wrap. Ha! You don't know what funny is until you've seen Eddie go after a sheet of that stuff. Poppity-pop-pop-pop! He gets all scared and runs away, and then he screws up his courage and comes back again, and - poppity-pop-pop! - he runs away again. Yeah, I watched him for an hour one time. You know, it's amazing how entertained he can be by somethin' so simple... Poppity-pop-pop-pop! (laughs)
“Secret Admirer” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Niles Crane (2), Martin Crane (2), Frasier Crane (1)
Niles tells how he returned Maris's gifts and made it clear to her that it was all over
She didn't get mad. In fact, she was eerily calm. She just stood there with a blank stare on her face, rubbing her ocelot.
You know, they got a cream for that.
Frasier's date was a disaster, and Maris is threatening to ruin Niles
I'll be stripped clean and devoured like an animal!
And I won't be!
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