Niles notices Roz checking out a man
Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?
Oh, please. I'm already looking for my stockings and trying to remember where I parked my car.
S4 E4A Crane's Critique
Niles sees an author that he and Frasier idolized
Well, why don't you go up and introduce yourself?
I can't just walk up to a god like that.
Well, then, find a subtler way.
In your vernacular that would be what? To slingshot your panties across the street?
S4 E5Head Game
While standing in for his brother, Niles finds himself giving useful advice to a listener's cat
LLinda
What did you say to him?
Well, I'd like to tell you, but that would violate doctor-cat confidentiality!
Martin and Daphne have just witnessed the results of Niles's handiwork on Reggie McLemore
I gotta say: I'm impressed.
Yeah. I'm starting to think maybe I should spend an hour or two on the couch with you. (Niles grins)
Are you kidding? With Niles, it'd only take two minutes!
(grin fades) Thanks, Dad.
S4 E6Mixed Doubles
Roz is comforting Daphne after her break-up, in a way only she knows how
Now, Daphne, if the jewellery wasn't that good and the sex wasn't that good, what have you really lost here?
Dr. Roz wades in with the Gabor approach to therapy!
Last night, Roz insisted on taking me to this bar she calls “The Sure Thing”.
How flattering! They've named a bar after her.
S4 E7A Lilith Thanksgiving
Frasier asks why Lilith hasn't gone with her husband to a volcano site
Because if she accidentally fell in, the shockwave from the hottest thing in Nature meeting the coldest would actually crack the Earth in two.
(incredulously) As if a smile from Maris couldn't freeze mercury!
Boys, come on. Nobody's gonna win this one.
It's my first Thanksgiving without Maris.
Oh yeah. I know son, it's hard.
Do you remember the year I plopped that big wedge of pumpkin pie in front of her, and we all laughed? (they all chuckle) Then I put a big scoop of whipped cream on top of it and we laughed some more! (they chuckle again) Then her eyes welled up with tears and we all knew it was time to stop.
Nice neighborhood. I noticed a whole bunch of kids Freddie's age playing in the street.
Yes, he's spent many happy hours at his window observing their play patterns.
S4 E8Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
[about Maris] By calling her so many times, you give her all the power! You're much better off coming from a position of strength!
Don't pour that sherry on your shirt: it will stain.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was the portion of the afternoon where we give each other patently obvious advice.
[about Maris] She's already flown in a sculptor from Sweden to capture her likeness in ice.
Ah, the perfect marriage of subject and medium!
S4 E9Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
SSherry
Oh, I love making people laugh. To me, humor is like medicine!
(to Frasier) I guess we're in the placebo group.
[To Niles] I see you are still waiting on your spine donor!
S4 E10Liar! Liar!
Niles has a back injury, and to impress Daphne he claims it was from a daring move in a squash game
You know, I should never have even attempted a move like that. It was sort of a cross between a pirouette and a flying scissor kick.
Daphne leaves the room
You hurt yourself adjusting the seat in your Mercedes again, didn't you?
Quiet!
Frasier decides to phone John's wife and help fix their marriage
(on phone) Mrs. Rajeski? Hello. You don't know me, but I...
Sound of Niles screaming in pain from the next room
...Well, that's remarkable! Yes, I am a friend of your husband's.
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