Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. How can I help you?
My favorite daughter is in need of an imaginary friend.
Yes, and whenever she tried to create one of her own, she gets a headache.
Nuh-uh. Shut up, Mom. I just think I shouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one and I just think I wouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one.
Well, having an imaginary friend is not like buying a new toy. It's a big respon-
Yeah-yeah, whatever. Just get me a favorite friend, okay? And don't give me a cheap thing, either. I want the best one you got. You got it?!
Ohh, you're gonna get it cuz you must get it.
What!?
Oh, nothing. Nothing.
So, miss, do you like to have a favorite friend for my precious, little sweetie or what?
Well, um. Look, at heart, most of our favorite friends are really nice and your kid is a real... Look, how am I gonna put this cuz I must put this? Friendship is... no, that's not it. Listen, to be honest, I really don't think we have a...
Out of my way, out of my way, out of my way!
Yes, yes! We need to have the perfect friend for you, precious little sweetums.
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