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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Look, stupid, you call this vicious?

Cocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!

Exactly.

What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.

WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco

No, take me!/Take me, take me!

No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.

Very well. [signs the paperwork]

WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco

[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!

Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…

[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.

[Just as it looks all hope is lost…]

[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?

[now happy] MAC!

Now, just look what you know to do.

I'm sorry, sweetums, you see, Bloo is for Mac's favorite idea and since Mac's here, Bloo is no longer up for adoption. You can have Duchess if you like. Come on, Duchess is great. Don't you want her? Take her. Take her, please take her.

No, I hate her.

So do I.

MFMillionaire Father

Come on, sweetums, maybe you can imagine your favorite friend, just like Tiffany.

Shut up, Dad. You know thinking makes my head hurt.

MMMillionaire Mother

Mine, too. Let's just get her another pony.

This is unacceptable!

I'll see because I can see! I'll see because I care to see! They almost took you!

But that wonderfully awfully little brat wanted that stupid little blue creep over me.

Tell me about it. She ruined everything.

And he ruined one explanation to get out of this dump once and for all.

I know. It was a chance of a long lifetime. I mean, you can get outta here.

Well, I guess there is no accounting for taste. They obviously cannot appreciate a true piece of art, but I care to show myself.

Obviously not. And you sure are a piece of work.

Thank you.

I think this thing is different. I don't think he's gonna abandon his favorite friend.

Don't be naive, Miss Francis. It's untrue. You know as well as I that it is just a weird, disrespectful matter of time before young Master Mac tires of his beloved Bloo, at which time his own visits will cease, and Master Bloo will be placed in the care of a new child... who will eventually tire of him, as well.

Ugh, why do you always need to be unsure? I mean, come on. Look at that. They're absolutely inseparable. Plus, the guys have really taken to him, too.

It's just a cruel fact of life, Miss Francis. Every child tires of their imaginary friend eventually.

Yours didn't.

Co co cococococo. Co- co. Coco coco co!

You go, girl.

Coo Co! Cocococococo. Coco coco coco. Cocococococococo coco coco co Coco co co. Coo Co! [pause] Coco!

I assume that had something to do with "If you're gonna show up late, you have to accept the consequences and your friend may have been adopted and you can't get him back and responsibility and blah blah blah blah blah." But that's just it! I'm late because the kid who adopted Bloo is a total jerk, 'cause-

Master Mac! The young man who adopted Bloo, is by no means a jerk. Ahem, excuse me, a juvenile delinquent. He was, in fact, one of the greatest children, I have ever had the pleasure dealing with. And furthermore, if you're going to come in late, you may accept that--

We've already been through that.

What? Who?

Es Coco. She explained.

And Master Mac understood her?

Well, yeah, he is a smart kid.

Sí, he creates Bloo. He has good head on shoulders.

Impressive. I guess the child is quite bright.

Oh, yeah.

Sí.

Coco.

Totally.

Yup.

Muy bueno.

Coco!

I'll say.

Sure is.

It's true.

Coco.

Right.

YES! Fine, we got it earlier, I'm a smart kid, okay? Great. But I like to do one thing I can figure out. I know for a fact that Bloo was not adopted by a nice kid, but instead he was adopted by my horrible older brother, Terrence, who locked me in a closet all day, so he can come here and get Bloo. The other problem is, Terrence is stupid. Not just stupid, but really stupid. He'd never be able to devise a good plan like this, so he must work with somebody. Somebody who does wanna get rid of Bloo once and for all. But what I can't figure out is who. Who would wanna get rid of Bloo?

DUCHESS!

So, Bloofus, prepare to come face to face with your… doom!

Surprise! I bet you never guess it was me, and besides, I remember somebody who was behind this little scheme the other very entire time.

Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!

[the others make noises of disgust]

Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.

Muy stinko.

Coco.

Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.

Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.

[to Bloo] Hey, isn't this why everybody knows this thing started?

Yeah, all except for–

Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!

Just like very old times.

I guess Extemeasauruses don't need to have much of a fresh taste for something so, [referring to Duchess] spoiled.

[referring to Terrence] Rotten.

Miss Frances, I hope I made it perfectly clear for finishing the birthday cake for your responsibility.

Yeah, but-

No buts. I can see at the other state of this room, that you’ve been neglecting your decorating assignments.

Neglecting my-- Listen, Peter Cotton-Butt, I thought about everything.

Streamers.

Str- Steamers? Oh, come on, who needs streamers? It looks fine without streamers. Streamers aren't that great.

Miss Frances, how dare you. Streamers are that great, thank you. I never in all years have I attended a celebration without streamers. It's simply uncivilized. Just please go get them right now.

Are you crazy? The party starts in a half hour.

Plenty of times.

JUST GET IN THE BUS!

[to Coco] Not you!

Get into the bus, get into the bus, GET INTO THE BUS! [the bus arrives at the mall] Come on, folks, we need to hurry.

Frankie, wait.

Wilt, I just said--

Allow me. [tries to open the door]

Oh, okay, thanks.

IWInfo Woman

Now, listen, lady, we don't keep imaginary friends here. If you need help I know this really great little place, not too far from here that finds lost imaginary friends. It's called "Foster's--"

I know, I know, I work there.

IWInfo Woman

Not very good at our favorite jobs, are we?

Excuse me, ma'am, I'm lost.

Mac!

IWInfo Woman

Kid, is this your favorite mom?

Uh, no.

I'm not his favorite mom, but I lost him.

IWInfo Woman

I hope you are looking for an imaginary friend, lady.

I'm looking for this kid, too. Tell her, Mac.

IWInfo Woman

That's it. I'm calling security. [Frankie runs away with Mac] Hey!

[Bloo is spraying air freshener while Frankie and Mac are trying to clean]

Quit it, Bloo.

What? I'm just trying to clean.

Spraying air freshener isn't trying to clean.

Is too. I'm trying to clean the air. Trying to clean and freshening.

Well, go find someplace else to try to clean and freshen, can you?

Fine, if that's how you feel about it. But don't come crying to me while the air feels stale and filthy at least.

I'll keep that in mind.

Missed a spot!

Bloo! [coughs] That friend of yours, Mac.

Tell me about it.

If it's one thing with that guy, it's another.

Hey, what's this? I've never seen this before.

Oh, no! [Bloo is standing in front of a door with a sign reading: "STAY AWAY. DO NOT ENTER."] Bloo! Don't think about it.

Sheesh, calm down.

That's the other story of the secret of the secret door?

CPCreaky Pete

Well, no. Not really. The other very actual story is currently better. But a pact is a pact.

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