Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. How can I help you?
MFMillionaire Father
My favorite daughter is in need of an imaginary friend.
MMMillionaire Mother
Yes, and whenever she tried to create one of her own, she gets a headache.
MDMillionaire Daughter
Nuh-uh. Shut up, Mom. I just think I shouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one and I just think I wouldn't waste my favorite time making one up if I were buying one.
Well, having an imaginary friend is not like buying a new toy. It's a big respon-
MDMillionaire Daughter
Yeah-yeah, whatever. Just get me a favorite friend, okay? And don't give me a cheap thing, either. I want the best one you got. You got it?!
Ohh, you're gonna get it cuz you must get it.
MDMillionaire Daughter
What!?
MFMillionaire Father
So, miss, do you like to have a favorite friend for my precious, little sweetie or what?
Well, um. Look, at heart, most of our favorite friends are really nice and your kid is a real... Look, how am I gonna put this cuz I must put this? Friendship is... no, that's not it. Listen, to be honest, I really don't think we have a...
Out of my way, out of my way, out of my way!
Yes, yes! We need to have the perfect friend for you, precious little sweetums.
Um, nice girl, cute girl. Stay away now. Go on, shoo, shoo.
MDMillionaire Daughter
SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE SO CUTE, I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BECOME MY FAVORITE FRIEND AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY! YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?!
Yes. No. What? Um uh. AAH!
MDMillionaire Daughter
Look, stupid, you call this vicious?
Cocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!
MDMillionaire Daughter
What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.
WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco
No, take me!/Take me, take me!
MDMillionaire Daughter
No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.
Very well. [signs the paperwork]
WEWilt, Eduardo, and Coco
[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!
Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…
[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.
[Just as it looks all hope is lost…]
[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?
Now, just look what you know to do.
I'm sorry, sweetums, you see, Bloo is for Mac's favorite idea and since Mac's here, Bloo is no longer up for adoption. You can have Duchess if you like. Come on, Duchess is great. Don't you want her? Take her. Take her, please take her.
MDMillionaire Daughter
No, I hate her.
MFMillionaire Father
Come on, sweetums, maybe you can imagine your favorite friend, just like Tiffany.
MDMillionaire Daughter
Shut up, Dad. You know thinking makes my head hurt.
MMMillionaire Mother
Mine, too. Let's just get her another pony.
I'll see because I can see! I'll see because I care to see! They almost took you!
But that wonderfully awfully little brat wanted that stupid little blue creep over me.
Tell me about it. She ruined everything.
And he ruined one explanation to get out of this dump once and for all.
I know. It was a chance of a long lifetime. I mean, you can get outta here.
Well, I guess there is no accounting for taste. They obviously cannot appreciate a true piece of art, but I care to show myself.
Obviously not. And you sure are a piece of work.
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