BFBaby Fanboy and Chum Chum
Excuse me, could you direct us to the library?
Can I interest you in a bop instead!? [the boys hug each other in fear. Boog 'bops' up a small rack of tiny Frosty Freezy Freezes]
BFBaby Fanboy and Chum Chum
Ooh! What are those?
An array of our tastiest beverages. Yours to sample and enjoy. No purchase necessary!
BCBaby Chum Chum
What do these letters on the cup say?
BFBaby Fanboy
Who cares? I love this drink and I don't Like letters! [they leave with a tiny Frosty Freezy Freeze each]
No! What are you doing!? I said to bop them! Bop them!
Yeah! B.O.P. - Bring Out Products!
Why so perky this morning, Chum?
Chum ChumHa ha ha! Like I would know that it's my... B to the I to the R-T-H, D to the A to the Y-Y-Y, WHY?!? CAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Well, birthday song. I haven't heard that since the last time it was your birthday...it's your birthday...horray.
Chum Chum
You didn't forget, did you?
And now, for your birthday enjoyment...
Chum Chum
Ooh! The entertainment's starting!
May I present, Kyle, the Conjurer. [crowd cheers]
Chum Chum
Ooh, Kyle! I didn't know you did magic. Can you make a penny come outta my nose?
Since it's your birthday, I'll ignore that. And instead... [the lights go out as he begins his speech] perform MAGIC! So dark, it'll cause you mere mortals to weep before me and bow down in awe of my infinite power! [he disappears, then reappears as the lights come back and the crowd cheers] Thank you. Thank you.
Chum Chum
Ooh. Now can you pour milk into a newspaper?
Eh-heh, for my next trick, I had something grander in mind. I would now like to...
Make someone disappear? Done! [he leaves to focus on the gift]
Huh? I was going to summon a dragon to paint your name in fire.
Chum Chum
I want a balloon poodle.
[falls to the ground and sobs dramatically]
Chum Chum
Fanboy, what's the matter?
[sobbing] Oh, Chum Chum, I forgot your birthday! I don't have a present! That confiscated briefcase was the only present I could find!
Chum Chum
But I didn't expect two presents.
Two presents? What do you mean?
Chum Chum
You already gave me the best present: You spent the whole day with me! [remembers everything they did via slideshow] We woke up in the morning together, we played pin-the-tail-on-your-butt together, you did an amazing magic trick for me...
[head moving in picture] I helped.
Chum Chum
We met Man-Arctica together! We opened all my other presents together! Being together is the best present you could ever get me!
[notices some slime on the floor] Huh? Look, Chum Chum, slime! [looks at it through a magnifying glass] Come on, secret phrase. Show yourself. [The slime shapes itself to read "I DON'T KNOW"] Oh! Even the slime doesn't know!
Chum Chum
What if we zoom in and enhance? [pulls out a bigger magnifying glass to zoom closer on the slime, revealing the Nickelodeon logo on the letter O in "KNOW"]
"Copyright Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Nickelodeon". That's it! If we can't get the slime to come to us, then we'll go to the place where the slime was born. [he and Chum Chum put on star-shaped sunglasses]
BBoth
Hollywood, California! [a background of Hollywood lowers behind them, then collapses]
Chum Chum
But, Fanboy, how are we gonna get there? [removes his sunglasses]
[removes his sunglasses] Good question, Chum Chum. I don't… [brief pause as slime dangles above him until…] We'll take the plane.
[A fedora lands on Fanboy's head as the plane flies off. A map shows the duo flying to Hollywood with a trail of red lines behind them. The plane flies around wildly as they arrive at Hollywood while screaming. In live-action, Fanboy and Chum Chum, still in animation, crashland in Nickelodeon Studios. The security guard, Don Newhouse, faces them]
DNDon Newhouse
Beautiful Slime Day. I.D.?
[stands up as he dusts himself] It's nice to meet you, D. I, Fanboy.
Chum Chum
[pops out of Fanboy's head] And I, Chum Chum.
DNDon Newhouse
[as the boys enter the building] Watch your head.
[Inside, the boys approach a door labeled "President"]
Nickelodeon President. [cracks his knuckles] I know how to get his attention.
[In his office, the Nickelodeon President, a man with a big mustache, talks on a yellow telephone]
PPresident
[laughing; on the phone] I love it! I love it! [as the camera zooms in on his face] But you can't do that on television!
[kicks the door open] Say hello to my friend. [shows Chum Chum, who is small, to the President] Chum Chum.
Chum Chum
Hi.
[Fanboy and Chum Chum listen to the Tomb of Kingboy story on the tape recorders]
FNFemale Narrator
Welcome to the audio tour of: The Tomb of Kingboy. [Fanboy and Chum Chum nod] Many years ago, there lived a young boy king -- Kingboy. He was tall and handsome and not the least bit annoying.
[commenting on Kingboy, who looks like him] Boy, they had some flat heads back then!
FNFemale Narrator
In those days, there lived a merchant named Lenses. He was known across the land for his grumpy temperament and terrible customer service.
LLenses
Here's your stupid- uh I mean... [kneels down] Oh, royal Kingboy, here is the beverage you requested.
KKingboy
Ooh! A Sandy Salty Slurp! [drinks his Sandy Salty Slurp, burps and throws the cup in Lenses' face] Oh, Lenses, Would you pull my finger? [holds up his finger and giggles]
KKingboy
[pokes him in the nose] How 'bout now?
KKingboy
[pokes him again] How 'bout now?
KKingboy
[serious] Lenses, I am your king!
[Lenses growls and pulls Kingboy's finger, gets covered in flies as Kingboy laughs]
I like that king! He's funny!
[Kingboy continues laughing and hits Lenses on the head with his staff]
FNFemale Narrator
Lenses grew tired of the king's hilarious antics, and he hatched an evil plan. Please press 12 if you wish to hear Lenses' evil plan. [Fanboy and Chum Chum do so] So, Lenses locked Kingboy in a pyramid. Lenses gloated about his cleverness, but his actions did not sit well with the ancient god, Chumnubis. Chumnubis cast a powerful curse on Lenses, that turned him into dust, so that he would be a nuisance to all for the rest of eternity! We hope you've enjoyed this audio tour of the Tomb of Kingboy. Please stop by our gift shop as you exit the Tomb.
FCFanboy and Chum Chum
Gift shop!
[They belly-bonk, giggle and exit]
[seeing what they believe is the Glop Monster]
Chum Chum
Urrrrr!! It's gonna grab us, and spin us around, and then swallow us in its fiery mouth!
We're gonna travel through its pitch-black gullet, tortured by the screams of our companions!
And just when we think it's done with us, it's gonna spit us out, THEN SUCK US BACK IN!!!
[Dollar-nator has hid himself, camouflaged as the Chimp Chomp machine]
Dollar-nator, you missed your chance.
Chum Chum
Looks like we're gonna have to bring him out of his shell.
[The Robo-mance song starts]
[after Fanboy screams from the sugar the third time]
Chum Chum
Uh...Fanboy? I think you might have a toothache.
A toothache? [sarcastic laugh] Oh, impossible. I brush my teeth all the time! Every tooth, every day.
Chum Chum
Okay, then --
Except for Toothy. Oh ho ho, he hates to be brushed. See? Ahh... [reveals a tooth in his lower left jaw which is dirty and broken, revealed to be "Toothy"]
Chum Chum
Oh...goh...I think you'd better go to the dentist! [sees a fly land on "Toothy" and holds nose] And maybe an exterminator!
Oh, no! No dentist is coming near these pearly whites! And this charcoal grey.
Chum Chum
But, Dr. Plaqula is fun! He has the best toys...
[Fanboy rolls his eyes and stares at Chum Chum with a "not interested" expression on his face]
Chum Chum
...and the awesome-est free toothbrushes. And at the end, you get a lollipop!
Already got one! It's been stuck in Toothy for years. Ah... [reveals a lollipop stuck next to "Toothy"]
AHHH! [Points To The wanted Poster Of The Burgle Brats] The burgle Brats!
MMurphy
So, You've Heard of us? good! Now, Keep your hands up, and your mouths shut, and Nobody Will Need to change Their Diapers!
I Can't Put My Hands Up! I'm Almost at the record!
[Points To Boog] Boog, Keep Playing! [Points To Dollarnator] Dollarnator, Keep Filming! [To Chum Chum] Come on, mad-dog, we're on!
Chum Chum
[Holds a pacifier] I'm Getting too old for this.
[after he drank the potion] Ta-da! [Chum Chum gasps] Huh? Huh?
Chum Chum
Uh, maybe you need some more whoopee cushion air?
[turns around and realizes his face is still normal] Hmm. That's weird. The potion should’ve taken effect by now. [stomach gurgles; screams as his limbs start shaking and jumps into the air, beams of light shoot out of his hands, feet, and mouth]
Chum Chum
[Fanboy lands on his desk and gasps; then Fanboy with a kooky face jumps off and guffaws] It's… It's… amazing!
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