“Present Not Accounted For” · Season 2
In this episode: Fanboy (3), Super Chum (3), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (2)
Why so perky this morning, Chum?
Ha ha ha! Like I would know that it's my... B to the I to the R-T-H, D to the A to the Y-Y-Y, WHY?!? CAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Well, birthday song. I haven't heard that since the last time it was your birthday...it's your birthday...horray.
You didn't forget, did you?
And now, for your birthday enjoyment...
Ooh! The entertainment's starting!
May I present, Kyle, the Conjurer. [crowd cheers]
Ooh, Kyle! I didn't know you did magic. Can you make a penny come outta my nose?
Since it's your birthday, I'll ignore that. And instead... [the lights go out as he begins his speech] perform MAGIC! So dark, it'll cause you mere mortals to weep before me and bow down in awe of my infinite power! [he disappears, then reappears as the lights come back and the crowd cheers] Thank you. Thank you.
Ooh. Now can you pour milk into a newspaper?
Eh-heh, for my next trick, I had something grander in mind. I would now like to...
Make someone disappear? Done! [he leaves to focus on the gift]
Huh? I was going to summon a dragon to paint your name in fire.
I want a balloon poodle.
[falls to the ground and sobs dramatically]
Fanboy, what's the matter?
[sobbing] Oh, Chum Chum, I forgot your birthday! I don't have a present! That confiscated briefcase was the only present I could find!
But I didn't expect two presents.
Two presents? What do you mean?
You already gave me the best present: You spent the whole day with me! [remembers everything they did via slideshow] We woke up in the morning together, we played pin-the-tail-on-your-butt together, you did an amazing magic trick for me...
[head moving in picture] I helped.
We met Man-Arctica together! We opened all my other presents together! Being together is the best present you could ever get me!
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