[Fanboy and Chum Chum listen to the Tomb of Kingboy story on the tape recorders]
Welcome to the audio tour of: The Tomb of Kingboy. [Fanboy and Chum Chum nod] Many years ago, there lived a young boy king -- Kingboy. He was tall and handsome and not the least bit annoying.
[commenting on Kingboy, who looks like him] Boy, they had some flat heads back then!
In those days, there lived a merchant named Lenses. He was known across the land for his grumpy temperament and terrible customer service.
Here's your stupid- uh I mean... [kneels down] Oh, royal Kingboy, here is the beverage you requested.
Ooh! A Sandy Salty Slurp! [drinks his Sandy Salty Slurp, burps and throws the cup in Lenses' face] Oh, Lenses, Would you pull my finger? [holds up his finger and giggles]
No.
[pokes him in the nose] How 'bout now?
No!
[pokes him again] How 'bout now?
Leave me alone!
[serious] Lenses, I am your king!
[Lenses growls and pulls Kingboy's finger, gets covered in flies as Kingboy laughs]
I like that king! He's funny!
[Kingboy continues laughing and hits Lenses on the head with his staff]
Lenses grew tired of the king's hilarious antics, and he hatched an evil plan. Please press 12 if you wish to hear Lenses' evil plan. [Fanboy and Chum Chum do so] So, Lenses locked Kingboy in a pyramid. Lenses gloated about his cleverness, but his actions did not sit well with the ancient god, Chumnubis. Chumnubis cast a powerful curse on Lenses, that turned him into dust, so that he would be a nuisance to all for the rest of eternity! We hope you've enjoyed this audio tour of the Tomb of Kingboy. Please stop by our gift shop as you exit the Tomb.
Gift shop!
[They belly-bonk, giggle and exit]
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