[after Fanboy screams from the sugar the third time]
Uh...Fanboy? I think you might have a toothache.
A toothache? [sarcastic laugh] Oh, impossible. I brush my teeth all the time! Every tooth, every day.
Okay, then --
Except for Toothy. Oh ho ho, he hates to be brushed. See? Ahh... [reveals a tooth in his lower left jaw which is dirty and broken, revealed to be "Toothy"]
Oh...goh...I think you'd better go to the dentist! [sees a fly land on "Toothy" and holds nose] And maybe an exterminator!
Oh, no! No dentist is coming near these pearly whites! And this charcoal grey.
But, Dr. Plaqula is fun! He has the best toys...
[Fanboy rolls his eyes and stares at Chum Chum with a "not interested" expression on his face]
...and the awesome-est free toothbrushes. And at the end, you get a lollipop!
Already got one! It's been stuck in Toothy for years. Ah... [reveals a lollipop stuck next to "Toothy"]
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