Super Chum quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

STAN!

Fanboy

Man, I wish I has two arms like that guy, think of all the amazing things I could do.

Chum Chum

Uh, Fanboy? You do have two arms.

Fanboy

Tcha, I wish!

Chum Chum

Uh, right there, buddy.

Fanboy

Ah! snake! snake!

Chum Chum

It's okay. it's okay, Fanboy. I'd like you to meet your left arm.

Fanboy

Oh, nice to meet you, left arm. Firm handshake. I like this guy.

Chum Chum

I've been trying to get you two together for a while.

Fanboy

Woah. I have two arms. I have two arms! Oh, this is gonna open up a whole new world of possibility!

Chum Chum

[singing] Frooostyyyy Maaaart! Oh wait, that's not right.

Fanboy

No, wait a minute! Try that again.

Chum Chum

[singing] Frooostyyyy Maaaart!

Dollar-nator

Ding.

Fanboy

Nice ding, Dollar-nator.

Dollar-nator

I was just riding on your groove, man.

[singing] We wanna live at the Frosty Mart!

Dollar-nator

Ding.

Fanboy

No, but I can explain. Because...um...well... [rips off Yo's hair] this isn't Yo's real hair!

Oh, Yeah? Well...Chum Chum's left leg isn't real! [Chum Chum's leg springs off of him.]

Chum Chum

Oh yeah? Well...Lupe's really a robo-droid being operated by a smaller Lupe!

[controlling Lupe with a joystick] Ay! Pay no attention! Pay no attention!

[offscreen] A-a-ahem!

Fanboy

Oh, hey, guys.

Janitor Poopatine

What a pathetic display.

[holding Fanboy, Chum Chum, Yo and Lupe's money jars] We are taking back our money, and spending it somewhere more respectable!

Hey! Like that Frosty Freezy Freeze stand across the street! [Pan over to Dollarnator at a Frosty Freezy Freeze stand where the boys' lemonade stand was at the start of the episode]

Dollar-nator

Next, please.

Dollarnator???? [the crowd runs to the stand]

Dollar-nator

Come on, guys. Lemonade was so three minutes ago.

Lenny

[cycling past Fanboy and Chum Chum] Top of the morning, guys!

Chum Chum

Who was that?

Fanboy

It looks like Lenny. But he's smiling, so…I'm not sure.

Fanboy

No one's going anywhere. This is a crime scene! [horror sting] And as all of you were in the store today, you all had opportunity! So you're all suspects! [horror sting, all do not react] I like mayonnaise! [horror sting] That is so cool! All right. One of you is the guilty party in...The Great Bicycle Mystery! [no horror sting] Nothing? Yeah I guess we should just get to it. Now Chumshoe and I are not going to rest until we find out who done it!

Chum Chum

Who "did it", sir.

Fanboy

Good work. Any clues?

Chum Chum

Before we begin your treatment, we'll need to give you a complete, physical workup.

What? Oh, what do you think you're doing with that?

Fanboy

I'm just going to check your reflexes. [hammers Boog's right leg, gets bopped] Ow. [hammers Boog's left leg, gets bopped] Ow. Okay, now I need you to open up and say "ahh". [holds up tongue depressor]

Ahh... [bops Fanboy with his tongue]

Fanboy

[to Chum Chum] It's more serious than I thought. His whole body appears to be one big bopping reflex.

Chum Chum

I was afraid of that. What do you recommend, doctor?

Fanboy

[pause] I think our patient may require...a shock, to the system.

Heyheyhey, hey! What's this thing?

Chum Chum

It's an electric brace to help curb your bopping.

Fanboy

It's what people in the industry call a behavior modification device.

What people in the industry?

Chum Chum

The guy at the pet store.

Oh, the-- WHA? I ain't wearing' no dog collar! [starts to take the collar off]

This stupid thing shocked me!

Fanboy

That means it's working.

Chum Chum

It zaps you every time you try to bop.

Are you crazy?! I-- [gets shocked]

Chum Chum

Or think about bopping.

Oh, that is it. This is coming' off right now! [gets shocked, gasps for breath]

Fanboy

Come on, Boog. It's for your own good.

Chum Chum

Yes. Listen to Pretend Doctor Fanboy, and leave the collar be.

[fidgets, gasps for breath] Okay. Eee...you're right. I'll listen to you from now -- [yanks collar causing Chum Chum to shock him, gasps for breath, faints] Fine. I surrender. I'll wear your stupid torture device.

Fanboy

That's the spirit. Now, don't you feel --

[grunts] WHAT THE? I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! [grunts]

Chum Chum

Mmm? Oops. Sorry, I was sitting on the remote.

Chum Chum

Oh boy. Not good.

Fanboy

Yeah, we should go now.

Chum Chum

It's everyone we know!

Fanboy

Not everyone; at least Kyle made it out.

[shows up with Kyle frozen to his broomstick] Wanna lick from my Fop-sicle?

Fanboy

"Release Monkey"? I wonder what that does. [presses button, Chimp Chomp comes out] Oh, that releases the monkey. AAAAAAHHHHHH! Monkey, monkey on my head! Monkey on my head! get it off! Get it off! [it jumps off his head] I don't believe it, Chimp Chomp's real!

Chum Chum

We'd better get him back in the game before Boog finds out!

Chum Chum

[Gasps] Chimp Chomp's Getting Away!

Chum Chum

FAAAANBOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!

Fanboy

CHUM CHUM! I'LL COME FOR YOOOOOUUUUU!!! [coughing] Now, I'm on a goat, [While Sobbing] and I'm crying.

Lenny

You mean, I bought banana juice? [facepalms and groans] This is my refrigerator in my apartment, and that is my banana juice, and this is my four-day-old Chinese takeout!

Oh, I ate that three days ago. I left you the box, though. [Fanboy falls through and then comes back up wearing a lampshade] Hm? [Fanboy turns the light on the lampshade off. Boog then shrugs his shoulders]

Lenny

[grumbles angrily] I've Had It! When I asked you to help me move, I didn't mean Move your stuff in and put me in the linen closet!

Oh, that reminds me. I'm padlocking you in tonight, I got company.

Lenny

What if I got to go to the bathroom?

That's what the crisper's for! [closes the refrigerator and gets bumps into the Chimp Chomp Machine] oh! Hey, Baby!

Chum Chum

[Yawns] Chimp Chomp tired. Boog go to bed now? [monkey noises]

Sure, right after we watch TV.

Fanboy

Aww, what's wrong, baby Kyle?

I don't know, [sobbing] it seems I'm not suffically fatigued!

Fanboy

Baby Kyle, we can understand your baby gibberish. No, we can't.

I'm not tired!

Chum Chum

Maybe baby wants to be helded.

Fanboy

[gasps] Does somebody want to go uppums?

Yes, yes, I want to be held.

Fanboy

Mr. Mufflin! I found the book! Mr. Mufflin?

Chum Chum

Uhh, Fanboy? Is school always this empty during the day?

Fanboy

[gasp] Everybody's gone! Do you know what this means?