Kyle, Chum Chum and others in “Present Not Accounted For”

And now, for your birthday enjoyment...

Ooh! The entertainment's starting!

May I present, Kyle, the Conjurer. [crowd cheers]

Ooh, Kyle! I didn't know you did magic. Can you make a penny come outta my nose?

Since it's your birthday, I'll ignore that. And instead... [the lights go out as he begins his speech] perform MAGIC! So dark, it'll cause you mere mortals to weep before me and bow down in awe of my infinite power! [he disappears, then reappears as the lights come back and the crowd cheers] Thank you. Thank you.

Ooh. Now can you pour milk into a newspaper?

Eh-heh, for my next trick, I had something grander in mind. I would now like to...

Make someone disappear? Done! [he leaves to focus on the gift]

Huh? I was going to summon a dragon to paint your name in fire.

I want a balloon poodle.