If this bus keeps a-rockin', I'm comin' a-knockin'!
EEverybody
[gasps] Lunch Lady Cram?!
Lunch Lady Cram is my sister. [puts on her bus driver hat] I'm Bus Lady Cram!
Oh, yeah, you both have the same pretty snarl.
“Field Trip of Horrors” · Season 2
In this episode: Fanboy (3), Super Chum (3), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (3), Bus Lady Cram (3)
Oh, dear. We're trapped on the bus and we're headed for the Glop Mines! Suddenly I don't feel so... [barfs]
This is supposed to be a field trip, isn't it? WELL, START SINGING!
EEveryone
[singing] Ninety-nine buckets of glop on the wall, ninety-nine buckets of glop, if one of those buckets should happen to fall...
[evil laughter]
Chum Chum The Glop Mines? You mean -- we're gonna see where cafeteria food comes from? I don't wanna see. I DON'T WANNA SEE!!!
Shh. It's okay, Chum Chum. I'll poke your eyes out.
Promise?
Quiet back there!
Why didn't I think of it before? I can use my wand to save us!
Kyle, you can do magic?
[facepalms] Urr. Stand back! I will now transport us back -- to the school from whence we came. Reverseus, Field Trippercurse! [accidently tosses wand out partway open window] Oh, heh. It looks like she didn't shut every window. Huh.
[seeing what they believe is the Glop Monster]
Urrrrr!! It's gonna grab us, and spin us around, and then swallow us in its fiery mouth!
We're gonna travel through its pitch-black gullet, tortured by the screams of our companions!
And just when we think it's done with us, it's gonna spit us out, THEN SUCK US BACK IN!!!
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