I stuffed the ballot box myself! This isn't even an entry form. It's a spelling test…that you failed!
“Frosty Mart Dream Vacation” · Season 2
In this episode: Lenny Flynn-Boyle (2), Fanboy (1), Super Chum (1)
[Fanboy and Chum Chum listen to the Tomb of Kingboy story on the tape recorders]
FNFemale Narrator
Welcome to the audio tour of: The Tomb of Kingboy. [Fanboy and Chum Chum nod] Many years ago, there lived a young boy king -- Kingboy. He was tall and handsome and not the least bit annoying.
[commenting on Kingboy, who looks like him] Boy, they had some flat heads back then!
FNFemale Narrator
In those days, there lived a merchant named Lenses. He was known across the land for his grumpy temperament and terrible customer service.
LLenses
Here's your stupid- uh I mean... [kneels down] Oh, royal Kingboy, here is the beverage you requested.
KKingboy
Ooh! A Sandy Salty Slurp! [drinks his Sandy Salty Slurp, burps and throws the cup in Lenses' face] Oh, Lenses, Would you pull my finger? [holds up his finger and giggles]
LLenses
No.
KKingboy
[pokes him in the nose] How 'bout now?
LLenses
No!
KKingboy
[pokes him again] How 'bout now?
LLenses
Leave me alone!
KKingboy
[serious] Lenses, I am your king!
[Lenses growls and pulls Kingboy's finger, gets covered in flies as Kingboy laughs]
I like that king! He's funny!
[Kingboy continues laughing and hits Lenses on the head with his staff]
FNFemale Narrator
Lenses grew tired of the king's hilarious antics, and he hatched an evil plan. Please press 12 if you wish to hear Lenses' evil plan. [Fanboy and Chum Chum do so] So, Lenses locked Kingboy in a pyramid. Lenses gloated about his cleverness, but his actions did not sit well with the ancient god, Chumnubis. Chumnubis cast a powerful curse on Lenses, that turned him into dust, so that he would be a nuisance to all for the rest of eternity! We hope you've enjoyed this audio tour of the Tomb of Kingboy. Please stop by our gift shop as you exit the Tomb.
FCFanboy and Chum Chum
Gift shop!
[They belly-bonk, giggle and exit]
[with his mouth full of snakes] Sssssssstop! Put that sssssssssinister ssssscepter back in the sssssstoreroom! [turns around and sees an Air Frost 1 plane land and pull up] It's Air Frosssssssst 1! They're not gonna sssssssssstop me!
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