[walking down the stairs] All right, I'm coming. I do not realize to think my own legs were starting to fall asleep. [opens the door and sees a coffin] A coffin? Well, that's strange. Hm, no card.
“Fangboy” · Season 1
In this episode: Fanboy (3), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (2), Super Chum (1)
You. Are not. A vampire. If you was born on yours, the sunlight might destroy you.
Today was supposed to be overcast. Curse you, channel 5 weather center. You've turned me to dust.
You're not a vampire, and thank goodness. The very thought of an immortal fanboy is almost too much to bear.
[obliviously] Immortal. Ooh, I like the sound of that. I just wish I knew what it meant.
It means that you live forever. Read a book sometime, Why don't you?
Chum Chum, what's the matter?
[while sobbing] You're gonna live forever without me...and you don't even care!
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