“Norse-ing Around” · Season 1
In this episode: Thorvald (4), Super Chum (3), Fanboy (2), Lenny Flynn-Boyle (1), Mr. Mufflin (1), Oz Harmounian (1)
Oh, ahem, I am...
Don't tell me! That sunken skull - I would know it anywhere! You are Flathead! The human battering ram, who knocked down the great door of castle ragnor!
I also once tipped over a while rack of bikes.
[points to Chum Chum] And you! Stand stalwart and strong, though clearly your legs were pulled off by a fearsome 8-armed kracken. You are Half-legs! Long have the bards; sung your praises.
Aww, stop...
Okay, can you tell me the capital of Swi-den... Swid... Sweden?
[gasps] Ooh... And I just ate a gummy fish from there. [Thorvald gets up from his chair, runs over to Fanboy, whispers to him, then runs back to his chair] Thorvaldia!
[imitates buzzer] Ehhh. Incorrect.
[furiously confronts Mr. Mufflin] OF COURSE, IT'S THORVALDIA! I named it myself when I conquered it a thousand years ago last week!
No, I think I know the capital of Swaziland when I'm looking right at it!
THORVALD THE RED IS NOT WRONG! It is your map that is wrong! Why, it's not even the right shape! [squashes the globe flat with his hammer] That is the shape of the world!
Awww. [holds up his own hammer] I was gonna smash that.
Hey, hey! You can't bring that boat in here! [Throvald growls at him] But, feel free to pillage whatever you want.
Hi, Lenny.
Oh, it's you two.
Lowly serf. We are thirsty from our journey. Bring us drink and leg of mutton.
I'm not your serv- [Thorvald chops off the top of Lenny's hat with his battle axe, as the top of the hat slips and falls off; gets out a plate of mutton] You want cheese on that mutton? [smiles nervously]
This place is seriously not Valhalla.
What does he mean, "not Valhalla"?
I'm sorry, do you see the 500 doors of Gliffingang or am I just missing them?
[looks around] He's right! Where are the golden horns of Limpska?! And the shields of Flubenklaven?! THIS ISN'T VALHALLA, MEN! WE'VE BEEN TRICKED! [starts going on a rampage in the Frosty Mart]
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