“Chimp Chomp Chumps” quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Chum Chum

We got Cherry Chewy Chimps, Monkey Bites, and Ape Drinks.

Fanboy

Cherry Chewy Chimps, and I'll wash it down with a Vanilla Gorilla.

I sincerely doubt that everyone here has ten items or less. [gets smacked by Boog holding a Chimp Chomp hammer]

100 points. [smacks Kyle] Bop! [smacks Ceech] Bop! 200 points. [smacks Michael and Duke] Bop! [smacks Chuggy and Yo] Bop! [smacks Lupe] 400 points. There ain't no stopping this chimp with his bopping! [laughs]

Chum Chum

Mmm, I love these, their brains squirt real fruit juice when you bite them.

[eats Chum Chum's Cherry Chewy Chimp] your Chimp's been Chomped! [eats Fanboy's Cherry Chewy Chimp] Oh, double Chomp! Bonus points. [laughs]

Fanboy

Oh, look who is here. It's Boog. What brings you out this fine evening?

Yeah, I wanted to audition for the role of Chimp Chomp, but the costume wouldn't fit around my buffed-out biceps.

Whoo! I totally got mad air! Look at that!

You know, I don't need to brag. [pushes Fanboy into the ground] But I've been approached by some sponsors to play Chimp Chomp professionally. [Grabs Chum Chum and turns him into a ball] But I don't know if I want to give up my amateur status. [puts Chum Chum on Fanboy's head] You know, in case Chimp Chomp becomes an olympic sport.

Alright! Whoo! Hole in one!

don't run too far you two. I wanna flatten you into pancakes and then go get some waffles alright. Yo loser, give me...

Lenny

[turns the sign that shows that there are no more tickets] Sorry. Sold out. No more tickets. [chuckles]

What? No more tickets? Where'd they all go?

Boy, these coupons sure cost an arm and a leg. But I'm sure they'll help me save money in the long run.

But. But. But I gotta see the Chimp Chomp Movie! Chimp Chomp is my whole life! I play it everyday. Even on account I grew up in a Plastic Bubble. Can't you give me a ticket please?

Lenny

Oh. Sorry. They bought the last three.

[enters classroom] Boo boo boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo... And stuff. Hear ye! Hear ye! Presenting the most radical king of all that's awesomely sweet, [brings out Fanboy] Fanboy! And his main man, the high duke of funkedelikness, mixmaster [brings out Chum Chum] Chum Chum! [puts them on their seats] There. Piece of cake.

Fanboy

Good. Now the other thing.

Aw come on!

Chum Chum

[shakes the ticket] Ticky ticky ticky!

Oh! [Grunts] Also, I like to make poopy, in my diaper. [class laughs]

Fanboy

That's my little Boogie-boo! [puts a pacifier on Boog] Now here's Boogie's little binky! [class laughs again]

Chum Chum

I want the high score.

[laughs] What are you, nuts?! You got three points!

Chum Chum

I... want the high score.

Alright, look. [points at the high scores] 988 thousand. 989 thousand. Those are high scores. I oughta know. I EARNED THEM!!!

Chum Chum

I want the high score.

But... The only way to do that is to erase my high scores!

Fanboy

Well, if seeing your name on this machine is more important than seeing the movie it inspired...

[briefly turns red with anger] Excuse me. [runs out the store and takes a deep breath] CHIMP CHIMP CHOMP!!! [jumps and sobs] I'M SO SORRY, CHIMP CHOMP!!! [runs back in] Fine. Step aside.

They're gone... They're all gone... I think... I think I'm gonna cry. [sobs hysterically]

You know, growing up in a plastic bubble, Chimp Chomp was all I was good at. But now, I've found something else I'm good at. Bopping you guys. And that's what I'm gonna do during the movie. Watch Chimp Chomp, and BOP YOU SENSELESS!!!

Chimp Chomp rocks! hee hee! That movie was bad! Shamoan!

We're too late?!?

That's Not all you missed! Chimp Chomp was there in person, and he gave us our autographs, and monkey bites, and bags of money!

It was one night only, and you made me miss it!

Fanboy

No, you made us miss it!

I know one thing I won't miss, your face!

Chum Chum

Guys, there's only one thing we can do!