[singsongy] Horrible stench? Where're you? Hmm, maybe it's this cottage cheese. [sniffs] YEEEEEEUUUGGGH. [at the camera] Smells like that cheese died in that cottage.
UGH! You smell like if a foot and Brussels sprouts had a baby [his own eyes well with tears, due to the other bad smell]...who pooped its diaper!
Fanboy
And how! You see, Chum Chum, modern man has forgotten what the caveman once knew. [his stench emerges] Stink good! [Chum Chum tries to spray him with water] Ah! What are you doing?
[turns off hose] Okay! For now, if it's being alright with you, I'll be able to keep my face in this cuz I wanna keep my face in this. [sniffs, then sticks his face into cottage cheese] Oh, yeah, that's better. [gives a thumbs-up]
Old Stinks here's a little hungry, you know what I'm saying? [at Chuggy] You think that kid over there will share his sandwich with us?
Fanboy
Ehhhh, ewwww, I don't know. Chris Chuggy always cleans his plate. Rumor has it, sometimes he even eats his plate.
SStinks
You could convince that kid of anything! You got charm coming out the strazool!
Fanboy
[sheepishly] Eh-heh-heh-ho. I have to say, Stinks, you are one flattering suit. [Chuggy prepares to eat his sandwich until Fanboy and Stinks appear behind him]
Fanboy
Hey, Chris!
CChuggy
Er?
Fanboy
Ahem. My -- mmm, suit -- and I were wondering if you'd share --
CChuggy
[angrily] Wah, wah. Whoooaaa.
SStinks
Oh, don't want to share, huh? [sprays stink into Chuggy's face] How do you like that?
[leaps out of his seat] A bouncy house! [bounces around cutely] Bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house bouncy house!
I am not stalling! [heads over to a strange, blue toy which has flowers attached to wires protruding from it] I am flurping the meisenhoffel! [pushes down on a flower, which makes a "boing" sound, then puts his ear up to the "meisenhoffel"] Flurp!
100 points. [smacks Kyle] Bop! [smacks Ceech] Bop! 200 points. [smacks Michael and Duke] Bop! [smacks Chuggy and Yo] Bop! [smacks Lupe] 400 points. There ain't no stopping this chimp with his bopping! [laughs]
[enters classroom] Boo boo boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo... And stuff. Hear ye! Hear ye! Presenting the most radical king of all that's awesomely sweet, [brings out Fanboy] Fanboy! And his main man, the high duke of funkedelikness, mixmaster [brings out Chum Chum] Chum Chum! [puts them on their seats] There. Piece of cake.
[briefly turns red with anger] Excuse me. [runs out the store and takes a deep breath] CHIMP CHIMP CHOMP!!! [jumps and sobs] I'M SO SORRY, CHIMP CHOMP!!! [runs back in] Fine. Step aside.
[Boog moves his finger towards the erase button, whimpering. He shuts his eyes tight and presses his button, erasing his high scores, until Chum Chum's score remains.]
I told you silly. Fanboy, I'd like you to meet Muk Muk.
MMMuk Muk
Muck muck!
Fanboy
Oh, uh, hi, I'm Boyfan! [nervously giggles, does face palm] I mean I'm Fanboy. Did I just say I'm Boyfan? I'm Fanboy! Who would be named Boyfan? I mean, can you imagine such a thing? Why am I laughing so much? I love life! What can I say? Fanboy... [Muk Muk sniffs the hand he stretches out to her, she sneezes on it] I'll never wash this hand again...
I'll never know unless I try.. I'll do it! [while shaking Poopatine's hand] Thanks Janitor Poopatine! [rushes back into the cafeteria] You're the best!
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