Fanboy and Kyle in “Fangboy”

Today was supposed to be overcast. Curse you, channel 5 weather center. You've turned me to dust.

You're not a vampire, and thank goodness. The very thought of an immortal fanboy is almost too much to bear.

[obliviously] Immortal. Ooh, I like the sound of that. I just wish I knew what it meant.

It means that you live forever. Read a book sometime, Why don't you?