Well, actually, I attended the prestigious Milkweed Academy for Wizards, until I was unfairly expelled for turning one of my professors into raspberry flan. Delicious old fool. [licks lip] But one day, they will see the error of their ways, and I will return to assume my rightful place as the most powerful pre-teen wizard on the planet! [maniacal laughing that then stops with Fanboy and Chum Chum's laughs]
Fanboy
[thinking Kyle is pretending to be a wizard] Oh man, we are going to have so much fun together! Chum Chum and I love to play wizard.
Okay, I'm not sure I made myself clear. I am a real wizard.
Fanboy
Yeaaaah, we're real wizards, too! And when we play ninjas... [strikes various ninja poses] We are real ninjas. And when we play spacemen... [He and Chum Chum pretend to be astronauts; in a robotic voice] We are real spacemen! [normal voice] I think we're on the same page here.
[At the other end of the other episode, after the griffon that Fanboy unintentionally summoned from Necronomicon appears, scoops Kyle up in his talons, and carries him away from the school; Fanboy and Chum Chum get up and see Kyle is gone]
I guess he left. I probably shouldn't have been so awesome. [As neither of them see the griffon carrying Kyle away behind them] But I know how we'll make it up to him: We'll play wizards with him all day tomorrow! [He and Chum Chum walk away] He'll like that.
[Lunch Lady Cram drops Chum Chum's nose in the grease. Fanboy and Chum Chum scream in horror]
Fanboy
[stops Chum Chum from dunking into the grease] Chum Chum! It's OK! It's not your nose! It's not your nose! I would never do anything to hurt your real nose, buddy! You're my best friend!
What...is a Chum Chum? He's a snow day when you've got a spelling test; he's the marshmallows in your hot chocolate and the sludge that forms on the bottom; he's the smell of ham right after you've take it out of the dryer; he's a pudding fight that steals into a French fry battle and escalates into a fish stick war. [sobs] Oh, Chum Chum! What've I done? I want my Chum Chum back!
MMechatech
I await your command!
Fanboy
[mockingly] I await your favorite command. I await your favorite command." Is that all you can say!?
MMechatech
Pull my finger?
Fanboy
That is it! I'm trading you back right now! [grabs Mechatech by the arm which he accidentally pulls] Ooh...eh oh.
Super Samurai! Sashimi! That's right! Not in my dojo! Who's the ninja? Beat you again. In your face! [accidentally points at his mother, and air sputters out of his finger] Hello, mother. How's the knee?
Ozvald Harmounian, I am this close to throwing out all this junk and turning whole place into yogurt shop! [pulls down an ad reading "Oz's Mom's Yogurt" and herself cheerfully licking a yogurt]
[Fanboy and Chum Chum both gasp in horrified shock]
Fanboy
A yogurt shop? You wouldn't!
OSOz's Mom
Are you wanting bet? I already purchase goat! [Mitzi bleats from upstairs] I'm coming, Mitzi! Just put it on pause for me!
Oh, silly Chum Chum. Scampers is one of my Yamaguchi digital pets, See?, All you do is press the buttons to play with him, clean him or feed him,. It's so easy. He'll beep to tell you what he needs.
Thanks guys! [then, ominously] However, make sure you take good care of Scampers. Otherwise he'll power down. [mimes dying; chipper again] Well, see you!
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