Douglas Fargo quotes from Eureka

Fargo

SARAH's gone HAL on us!

Fargo

When I'm stressed my subtext comes out as text.

Fargo

Lincoln the poop guy.

Fargo

Oops. Sorry, I must have pressed the wrong button, I do that sometimes.

Fargo

You had me at Halo.

Fargo

Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.

Fargo

Frodo has reached Mordor!

Fargo

[On the phone] What, is Homeland Security too busy groping people to make a phone call?

Wow. I mean, that is like...

Fargo

Unbelievable. Yet... believable.

Vincent

Definitely.

Jim Taggart

Like being there.

Jo

Oh man, I've gotta go. Hey, you guys keep it down, okay?

Taggart

We'll walk you out. You know, in case of alien invasion. Strength in numbers.

Jo

Right.

Carter

This ion beam thingy, that is what, exactly?

Henry

Irradiated uranium isotopes.

Fargo

Oh God!

Carter

Oh death ray. Why didn't you just say "death ray"?

Henry

I searched your entire database and there's not one single record of silos or irradiated isotopes or ionosphere particles.

Carter

Did you try "death ray"?

Fargo

(while Stark is testing his invention) Why are you trying to access my file?

Stark

To see if you’re remotely qualified to be tapping into my cerebral cortex.

Fargo

I'm sure you did a great job in the last town you worked in-

Carter

America, Fargo. I was a US Marshal, America was my last town.

Stark

Fargo, please tell me you laid in a back door?

Fargo

I'd really, really like to?

Fargo

How much longer? I have to get going.

Why? Got a hot date?

Fargo

I date.

Okay.

Fargo

I do.

I believe you.

Fargo

No, I don't.

I know.

Carter

Do we have any suspects yet?

Jo

No, unless you count this long list of people around here who find Fargo as annoying as we do.

Fargo

Hey! That's not true... oh yes it is.