Holly quotes from Eureka

Holly

Jo sent me. She's busy herding dogs.

Carter

Excuse me!

Holly

No, no, not hur-ting, her-ding. With a "d."

Fargo

Listen, if you want to compare notes, I'd still like to take you to dinner.

Holly

I don't think so.

Fargo

Right. Understandable.

Holly

I meant, that I don't want to work, but something more off-the-clock might be nice.

Fargo

Well, okay... but in the spirit of new beginnings and full disclosure, I have to confess. I saw a prediction... of you kissing me. No pressure.

Holly

Me kissing you?

Fargo

Go figure.

Holly

Douglas, the lenses show potential security risks. Now it's awkward. I should go. I'm sorry, Douglas.

Fargo

Douglas Fargo, too dangerous to love.

Carter

Do I have to lick the lock?

Holly

You can if you want, but that would be weird.

Jo

Toes on the line! Group Bravo, Group Alpha says that you are the sorriest collection of community college rejects -- (sees Zane) Zane, whatcha doin'?

Zane

Hammer curls Ms. Lupo.

Jo

Are you trying to mess with me?

Zane

No ma'am. I'm here for candidate training.

Jo

You're in group Alpha.

Zane

I'm in all the groups. I like a challenge.

Jo

You can't do that. Put on your uniform. He can't do that. (to Holly) Can he - can he do that?

Holly

Looks like he can. Impressive display of musculature and stamina.

Jo

Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.

Holly

Too bad about his criminal record. (Sees Jo's look) I mean sure, the whole bad boy thing has a certain appeal, but those felonies make him no fly.

Jo

So he's...

Holly

Totally ineligible for the mission

Holly

We should just have sex. Our budding urges are interfering with our professional ambitions.

Fargo

(momentarily speechless) Wait, "our" urges? You mean, like, mutual?

Holly

Definitely. So that's why I think the most sensible course of action is to satisfy them.

Fargo

What, now?!

Holly

Yeah. The sooner we consummate, the sooner we concentrate!

Fargo

(running with Holly) Maybe we should do some more practice questions. I mean, you can never be too prepared.

Holly

No, Doug, we went on this run to take our minds off the interviews!

An excellent idea. Best not to focus on the many, MANY ways that you could choke. (begins to ride off) Well, may the best man, blah, blah, blah...

Fargo

Oh, (exhales) now I'm really stressed. And kinda homicidal.

Good morning kids! I brought blueberry muffins and they're still warm.

Holly

Doug's favorite! That was very thoughtful of you Isaac.

Thank you.

Fargo

To a disturbing degree. [Aside to Holly] They're probably poisoned.

I've been able to work all of the bugs out of my ASS.

Holly

Excuse me?

A.S.S. Adrenaline Suppression System.

Carter

The Andies have been fixing people who can't follow orders.

Fargo

Do these people seem happy to an almost creepy degree?

Carter

Yeah. Big time.

Fargo

We may know what they're using.

Holly

Isaac's ASS!

Carter

That seems unlikely.

Holly

Really Doug, a dragon?

Fargo

You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings

Holly

That doesn't change the fact they're mythical, as in... mythical!

Fargo

Mythical's just another word for not yet discovered.

Holly

Doug, why are you here?

Fargo

Because you're my Princess Leia.

Holly

Oh! Oh! I remember now! You guys are smart but the Sheriff is the strong force. He holds it all together!

Zoe

He always does.