Allison Blake quotes from Eureka

Allison

I guess Fiji can wait.

Allison

I still don't get it.

Carter

What's that?

Allison

Susan committing suicide. I mean, I know it sounds callous, but I don't care how bad things are, once you have a kid, you don't get to just... check out.

Carter

Well, my daughter Zoe said pretty much the same thing to me when I told her I was being transferred to Eureka.

Allison

Taking your life and taking a job are hardly the same thing.

Carter

In this town? Not so sure.

Carter

You two have a history.

Allison

You could say that.

Carter

Old boyfriend?

Allison

Not exactly.

Carter

Then, what exactly?

Allison

He's my husband.

Carter

I went back to check some of my own, personal files, and they've been classified. I mean, my files.

Allison

(grinning) It's not my fault that there are things about yourself that you're just not cleared to know.

Carter

Yeah, I'd hate to stumble across something that if I told me, I'd have to kill me.

Allison

You think agents of a foreign government would be after your underwear?

Carter

Maybe. I can pretty up when I want to.

Allison

So everybody's okay?

Carter

Oh no... they're freaking bug nuts! (to soldier) Restraints now!

Carter

[Reading memorial plaque on wall while strapped into an experimental chair] "In memory of Skippy."

Allison

Oh, he was everyone's favorite test chimp.

Carter

Did he die on this thing!?

Allison

No! The autopsy was inconclusive.

Allison

You okay?

Jo

It's just my luck right? All the good ones are either gay, married, or robots.

Carter

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Allison

What?

Carter

It's really creepy in there.

Allison

That's some really sharp police work Carter.

Carter

It's well documented Allison. A siesta works. It increases worker satisfaction and productivity and it is a dying art.

Allison

Napping is not an art.

Carter

Well, you haven't seen me nap, I take it to a whole new level.

Stark

Wake me when it's over.

Allison

Reminds me of the last time we slept together.

Carter

Ooh!

Stark

At least you can remember it.

Carter

I can't.

Allison

[glances down, amused] Really? [looks down again]

Carter

Oh, no, I mean, I can! I'm fully capable.

Allison

All I know is that there is something inside Section 5, something Nathan's obsessed with. Something that he thinks will change the world.

Carter

Of course, it's incredibly dangerous.

Allison

Have you ever known anything to change the world that wasn't?

Carter

Velcro.

Allison

I'm craving red meat.

Carter

That's just wrong.

Allison

Beef jerky.

Carter

Okay seriously, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Henry

There's not much tissue left but I can run a DNA sample and get an ID.

Carter

Nah, I know who it is. It's, ah, fat, sweaty Asian guy.

Vincent

What?!

Allison

Carter!

Carter

I'm being descriptive - if I knew his name, I'd use it!