SARAH quotes from Eureka

I'm sorry, Sheriff, it was my responsibility to keep an eye on them, and I failed. Bad house!

Today’s forecast calls for heat, frost, rain, hail, gale force winds and severe lightning.

Carter

[re: S.A.R.A.H.] I’ll have Fargo give her a check-up.

SARAH, forgive me if I don’t feel the need to justify my parental choices to a talking bunker.

Fine, don’t let the door hit you on the way-

[interrupting] Yeah, you wanna piece of me?

Jack Carter

Ahem. Are you, uh, threatening the house?

She started it.

Sometimes I think she says these things just to hurt me.

Carter

No I say things just to hurt you.

Two people currently in the front closet.

Carter

[shocked] What are you...You're supposed to be watching...

Zane

Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... [they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself]

Your father does the best he can.

Zoe

What kind of crappy platitude is that?

The usual kind. I guess.

Stress is America's number one health problem.

Carter

Aw, drop dead.

Followed closely by sarcasm.

I have an array of exotic flavors for you to choose from. I chose them specifically based on the regions you've traveled.

Lexi

The fact that a house can actually try to suck up to me is almost as disturbing as a house taking my niece hostage.

(As Zane comes down the stairs) Good Morning Zane.

Zane

Good Morning SARAH.

I'm detecting a difference in your electrolytes since you arrived last night. Would you like a sports drink?

Zane

Nah, I'm good. [he sees Allison and Carter] Sup?

Sup.

Ms. Lupo, would you please tell Sheriff Carter that I'm receiving a call for police assistance at Dr. Welke's farm?

Carter

I've got ears, S.A.R.A.H., I'm right here.

Lupo

Dr. Welke's part of the Austraeus crew...Did he, uh, did he mention what happened?

He is reporting that Lenore has liquified.

Carter

Excuse me?