[during her graduation speech] Thank you for making me and my dad a part of your family. I promise to do my share of the chores, and I'll try not to blow up the world if you don't.
“Once in a Lifetime” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Jack Carter (1), Douglas Fargo (1), Allison Blake (1), Zoe Carter (1)
[While watching an autopsy]
I'm craving red meat.
That's just wrong.
Beef jerky.
Okay seriously, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
WPWalter Perkins
Besides, part of my sentence is no technology above a class 2 rating. Hell, I had to file for special dispensation just to get that Xbox. It's only a 360.
How much longer? I have to get going.
KDKim Deacon
Why? Got a hot date?
I date.
KKim
Okay.
I do.
KKim
I believe you.
No, I don't.
KKim
I know.
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