Andy quotes from Eureka

Sheriff Andy

[moaning] Ouch! I don't think I like this job.

Deputy Andy

(looks at his arm, which has caught fire) Hmm, I seem to be conflagrating. Oh dear.

Andy

I call it Ode to Jo:

Dr. Grant

Come closer robot man. [Andy steps closer to jail cell] You're extremely lifelike.

Deputy Andy

[bashful chuckle] Oh...

Dr. Grant

I'd love to get a look under your uniform.

Andy

[Looks at Carter] Boss?

Deputy Andy

(Releasing Zane from the jail cell) Sorry for the inconvenience, Mr. Donovan. The evidence was overwhelming.

Zane

Well, you can relax 'cause I'm not gonna sue you.

Jo

Well, glad to see the experience hasn't hardened you. Thanks for your help.

Jo

Zane, let it go. Grant's been cleared and so have you.

Zane

I'm not talking about Grant. You had my grandmother's engagement ring, Jo. C'mon, tell me what we were to each other.

Jo

Nothing. I gotta go. (turns to leave)

Zane

Then why didn't that feel like a first kiss?

He's in danger!

Andy

From the stasis field?

From Bob Marley! ["I Shot the Sheriff" starts playing]

Carter

(practically skipping down the street) No blob, no wormhole, just a good old-fashioned bank robbery.

Andy

You seem downright perky, boss.

Carter

Yeah! We're gonna— we're gonna do fingerprints. We're gonna do a tire impression. We're gonna interview...

Carter

...witnesses. Andy?

Andy

Yeah, Boss?

Carter

You said there was a... bank robbery.

Andy

Yep, someone stole it last night.

Carter

Of course they did...

Deputy Andy

(directing evacuees into GD) This way, ladies and gentlemen.

Jo

You heard Mr. Data. No pushing, stay calm.

Carter

Andy, break open these bars.

Andy

Uh... These bars are hardened carbon nano tubing boss, I'm not gonna be able to break these

Carter

Then, then we do something else. Dig robot, Dig!

Carter

You call that 5 minutes?

Deputy Andy

4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.

Carter

mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!

Carter

Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy... So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way if you could maybe...

Deputy Andy

Kick him to the curb?

Carter

Glad we understand each other.

Carter

What the hell is a "reproductive clause"?

Andy

Well boss, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Andy

I smell sabotage.

Carter

Ahhhhh, I don't know. I mean I know the people at GD can be petty and-and careless and-and negligent true. And even homicidal I-I, what was I saying?

Andy

That no one at GD would have maliciously stolen the device.

Carter

It's possible.