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Eureka · Season 1, Episode 11

“H.O.U.S.E. Rules” quotes from Eureka

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“H.O.U.S.E. Rules” · Season 1, Episode 11

In this episode: Douglas Fargo (3), Jo Lupo (2), Nathan Stark (2), Henry Deacon (2), Jim Taggart (2), Jack Carter (1)

Fargo turns a relic of war into something beautiful and life affirming and then gets chastised, because it's actually trying to help us avert disaster.

He got chastised, because it's holding us hostage!

Hey, what's this?

Nothing. Gotta go. Carter needs us.

You designed a paintball battle plan?

Give me that. You know, you are in clear violation of the paintball rules of engagement.

Me? You've got a regiment of splatter-bots ready to assault my rear flank.

Oh, you'll know when I assault your rear flank.

Smart mice. IQ's through the roof. Little varmints used vector formulas to keep me off their tracks.

How'd you catch them?

Smart cheese.

In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?!

I'm leaving Eureka, because I'm tired of watching noble ideas being turned into weapons, and here we are, here we are at the mercy of a weapon that had been turned into a noble idea.

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