I'm sure you did a great job in the last town you worked in-
America, Fargo. I was a US Marshal, America was my last town.
“Purple Haze” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jack Carter (9), Allison Blake (3), Jo Lupo (2), Jim Taggart (2), Douglas Fargo (1), Nathan Stark (1), Zoe Carter (1)
Wake me when it's over.
Reminds me of the last time we slept together.
Ooh!
At least you can remember it.
[into phone] Hey, uh, Allison, it's Jack. Listen, um, people are acting a little weird and we...well, frankly you're acting a little weird. Um, but, we should really get together and sort this out before it gets any worse.
[manhandling Seth into the station] Caught him trying to burn down Fargo's house.
[still into phone] Too late.
You're no fun.
You know what'd be fun?
Ice skating!
Never mind.
[Allison is trying to seduce Carter]
I can't.
[glances down, amused] Really? [looks down again]
Oh, no, I mean, I can! I'm fully capable.
Taggart.
Mm?
You're naked.
Au Naturale.
May I ask why?
Why not?
The school's completely out of control. Kids in fights, making out in the hallways, teachers apathetic.
CCarter
So, more like normal school, then.
Exactly.
[armed with a flamethrower] Unless you want me to roast your chestnuts, back off!
[naked and armed with a shovel] You wouldn't dare.
Try me.
[Taggart drops his shovel and runs off screaming]
All I know is that there is something inside Section 5, something Nathan's obsessed with. Something that he thinks will change the world.
Of course, it's incredibly dangerous.
Have you ever known anything to change the world that wasn't?
Velcro.
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