Nathan Stark quotes from Eureka

Nathan Stark

[about Carter] Yes... he said invincibly.

Stark

Can we put a bell on him or something?

Stark

Carter almost articulated a good point.

Stark

Yeah the words Zane and discipline tend to not go together in the same sentence.

Stark

As much as I hate to admit it, Sheriff Carter had an idea.

Stark

(to Carter) Why are you always running away?

Nathan Stark

There was an electrical problem with the computers, and then I saw something. A figure.

Carter

Are you saying someone was in your office?

Stark

Not someone. Something. It wasn't entirely corporeal.

Carter

Corporeal?

Stark

Physical. There and not there at the same time.

Carter

Are you saying you saw a ghost?

Stark

Sheriff. Director of Research of the most advanced scientific facility in the world doesn't see ghosts.

Stark

So, you sleeping with her?

Carter

Excuse me?

Stark

You said I'd gotten the wrong impression. I assumed you were talking about my wife. Not that I have any right to ask--

Carter

You're right, you don't.

Stark

You're not. But you'd like to.

Carter

I'll let you know if I get anywhere. With the ghost, I mean.

Carter

I figured it all out. I know what you're up to.

In regards to...?

Carter

I know that you have a device that can...create a wormhole, or, uh, bend time, or make you invisible...or a wormholing, time-bending, invisibling device, that shields you from the mind.

Stark

Yes, he said "invisibling".

If you want sex, reverse the hex.

Stark

Sheriff, at any point when you picked him up, the car ride, the long walk down here, happen to notice this guy's not all there?

Carter

Yeah, there may have been signs.

Fargo

(while Stark is testing his invention) Why are you trying to access my file?

Stark

To see if you’re remotely qualified to be tapping into my cerebral cortex.

Stark

Wake me when it's over.

Allison

Reminds me of the last time we slept together.

Carter

Ooh!

Stark

At least you can remember it.

Stark

Fargo, please tell me you laid in a back door?

Fargo

I'd really, really like to?

Henry

Fargo turns a relic of war into something beautiful and life affirming and then gets chastised, because it's actually trying to help us avert disaster.

Stark

He got chastised, because it's holding us hostage!

Carter

You've never swung an ax in your life.

Stark

I've swung a lot of things that would surprise you sheriff.

Carter

What does that even mean?