Vincent quotes from Eureka

Wow. I mean, that is like...

Fargo

Unbelievable. Yet... believable.

Vincent

Definitely.

Jim Taggart

Like being there.

Jo

Oh man, I've gotta go. Hey, you guys keep it down, okay?

Taggart

We'll walk you out. You know, in case of alien invasion. Strength in numbers.

Jo

Right.

Carl

Vincent! A beer.

Vincent

Okay. But you don't drink alcohol and I don't serve you anymore since you brought in the health inspector.

Carl

There was a fly in my soup.

Vincent

You sensed a fly in your soup.

Carl

I may have overreacted.

Henry

There's not much tissue left but I can run a DNA sample and get an ID.

Carter

Nah, I know who it is. It's, ah, fat, sweaty Asian guy.

Vincent

What?!

Allison

Carter!

Carter

I'm being descriptive - if I knew his name, I'd use it!

Vincent

[about the customers looting Café Diem] First the utensils turned to gold, then the counters, then the silverware. And that’s when they turned against me. Like vultures. Greedy little genius vultures. I thought intelligent men were above such things.

Carter

[spots Fargo trying to swipe a gold cappuccino machine] Fargo! Really?

Fargo

It’s just so shiny.

Vincent

If you're gonna work here you need to be able to navigate the walk-in fridge. So...

Zoe

Navigate? (Vincent opens the cooler door) Whoa! It's like, Narnia.

Vincent

Ponchos are on the left. Take the shuttle if you need food from the back.

Vincent

What did I miss?

Zoe

My dad hunting for the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Carter

Do you know if I've asked Tess any big life changing questions recently?

Vincent

Oh. My God. You proposed!

Carter

I did?

Vincent

I don't know did you?

Carter

I don't know did I!?

Carter

Someone robbed a bank!! YEAH!!

Vincent

Should he really be happy about that?