Jim Taggart quotes from Eureka

Taggart

Wilma...ate...Fred.

Taggart

Vinnie, get Jo a beer.

Jo

I'm on duty.

Taggart

I can respect that. Like it to go?

Wow. I mean, that is like...

Fargo

Unbelievable. Yet... believable.

Vincent

Definitely.

Jim Taggart

Like being there.

Jo

Oh man, I've gotta go. Hey, you guys keep it down, okay?

Taggart

We'll walk you out. You know, in case of alien invasion. Strength in numbers.

Jo

Right.

Carter

I don't know what's going on, but my gut says it's bad.

Taggart

His guts should have told you that.

Carter

Taggart.

Taggart

Mm?

Carter

You're naked.

Taggart

Au Naturale.

Carter

May I ask why?

Taggart

Why not?

Carter

[armed with a flamethrower] Unless you want me to roast your chestnuts, back off!

Taggart

[naked and armed with a shovel] You wouldn't dare.

Carter

Try me.

Jo

Hey, what's this?

Taggart

Nothing. Gotta go. Carter needs us.

Jo

You designed a paintball battle plan?

Taggart

Give me that. You know, you are in clear violation of the paintball rules of engagement.

Jo

Me? You've got a regiment of splatter-bots ready to assault my rear flank.

Taggart

Oh, you'll know when I assault your rear flank.

Taggart

Smart mice. IQ's through the roof. Little varmints used vector formulas to keep me off their tracks.

Jo

How'd you catch them?

Taggart

Smart cheese.

Taggart

I love small spaces.

Carter

I hate small spaces.

Taggart

Like returning to the womb.

Stark

Disturbing thought.

Taggart

We need a bigger womb.

Fargo

That's a motion-activated photon defense array. They're screwed.

[over radio] We can hear you!

Fargo

Sorry.

Taggart

He's fallen for one of the classic blunders!

Larry

What's that?

Taggart

Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line!

Zane

What's that?

Taggart

It's her first day, trying to keep her in a positive frame of mind. (Tess thumbs-up back)

Zane

Oh. That's nice of you. Is it working?

Taggart

Yeah, I think so.

Tess

(on other side of glass, cheerfully) We are so screwed.

Taggart

Just like old times, eh, mate?

Carter

I hate old times!