Jack Carter quotes from Eureka

Carter

Okay, who gave Fargo a gun?

Carter

In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?!

Carter

[Referring to his IQ test] I did very well. I got 111. I didn't even try and I got over 100 percent.

Carter

Everybody down, invisible drone on the lose! [Everyone at Cafe Diem stares at him]

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Martha? Remember me, piggy backs? Good times.

Carter

Now a man is in the hospital... Well, Larry.

Carter

Just be careful. It's all fun and games until someone gets cursed.

Carter

(being attacked by a swarm of parasitic insects) Why couldn't it have been butterflies?!

Carter

[to Jo and Zane, who are stuck together] Hey, guys, pick out a china pattern yet?

Carter

Don't touch the pretty metal canisters.

Carter

Allison. We are about to be vibrated to death and not in the good way.

Carter

Fargo, come! With me!

Carter

Another day, another runaway robot.

Carter

Could be some sort of a brain virus or-or-or Hulk juice.

Carter

We gotta move fast, can you flip the switch and make the anger off, happy on?