You've never swung an ax in your life.
I've swung a lot of things that would surprise you sheriff.
What does that even mean?
“Try, Try Again” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Jack Carter (3), Douglas Fargo (3), Nathan Stark (3), Jo Lupo (1)
Do we have any suspects yet?
No, unless you count this long list of people around here who find Fargo as annoying as we do.
Hey! That's not true... oh yes it is.
[as Stark prepares to shoot Fargo with a goo gun]
Dr. Stark, are you smiling?
Of course not!
[Dictating last words to Beverly] E-mail to Allison Blake: "You are the most intoxicating woman I ever met. I used to dream of you catching me asleep on your desk late at night." Send one of those to Jo and substitute "jail cell" for "desk". Oh, and send one to yourself substituting "couch." And see if you can work the word "tempestuous" in there.
BBeverly
Okay.
Now, Sheriff Carter. "You really tried to help me on my last day. And, um, for that, I-I don't know how to thank you."
BBeverly
That's actually quite touch-
"If only you were better at your job."
Good job Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Oh, give it a second.
Yep, there it is.
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