Jo Lupo quotes from Eureka

Jo

(Kisses Raynes) That's for coming back... (punches him) and that's for leaving

Jo

(points to Carter and Zane) You're both going to hell.

Jo

Boys, there's plenty of back door access for everyone...[realises what she's just said]...that didn't come out right.

Jo

Good afternoon! My name is Jo Lupo and I'll be saving your ass today!

Jo

(to Carter) Zoe asked me advice about her 'new guy'. Her "new" guy is my "old" guy?!

Jo

(to Zane) You haul ass to work on your abs but when I need a lock by-passed, you just take your time.

Deputy, where is the sheriff?

Jo Lupo

Can't you see I'm busy?

Ummm... Honestly?

Jo

You wanna know where the sheriff is? He's out on police business. Which is where I should be, instead of babysitting Felon Spice here.

Zoe

Hey!

Jo

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna stop doing your job, and start doing mine.

Carter

It's not like we have a standard form to "undead" you.

Jo

Ahem.

Carter

Tell me you're kidding.

Jo

924/B. In triplicate.

Carter

How are you so strong?!

Jo

I'm small...but I'm scrappy.

Jo

My mom used to make my costumes.

Carter

You used to do theater?

Jo

Believe it or not, Carter, I didn't have childhood dreams of becoming a commando.

Carter

So you went from being told to break a leg, to actually breaking them?

Carter

We're being Puck-ed with.

Jo

You're argument is so strong it's almost petty of me to ask: how?

Carter

He's got a thing.

Jo

A thing

Carter

Yeah. A-a-a gizmo, a device. Has to be a device.

Jo

Do you have a piece of device-oriented evidence?

Jo

(screaming) What's wrong with you people?! Turn it down!

What? Why?

Jo

Your neighbors are complaining about the noise.

Which neighbors?

Jo

The state of Idaho! Turn. It. Down.

Taggart

Vinnie, get Jo a beer.

Jo

I'm on duty.

Taggart

I can respect that. Like it to go?

Wow. I mean, that is like...

Fargo

Unbelievable. Yet... believable.

Vincent

Definitely.

Jim Taggart

Like being there.

Jo

Oh man, I've gotta go. Hey, you guys keep it down, okay?

Taggart

We'll walk you out. You know, in case of alien invasion. Strength in numbers.

Jo

Right.

Jo

[on radio] S2 to S1. Repeat S2 to S1, over.

Carter

Jo, it's just you and me you can feel free to be a little less formal. [Radio silence] Over.

Jo

There's an electrical problem at Osbourne's farm on the way into town, over.

Carter

See was that so hard?

You didn't say over.

Carter

I know, it's gonna bug her all day long.