Dewey Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Donalds? I'd like you to meet our distinguished team.

[excited] Oooooh!

[holding a jar of bioluminescent shrimp] Team, meet Lil' Donalds One and Two. Boys, meet Charles, Sylvia, Cameron, Philippe, Fish Breath, Simone, Virgil, Beverly, Nicholas, Alistair, Benji, Dr. Krill, and of course, the ever-feisty Hans.

Uhhh...

Dewey

That's the team?!

Mhmm. Their natural bioluminescence can light our way if need be. It guarantees we always have a light source as we go deeper.

See? Not weird. Brilliant and resourceful and-

Dewey

He's singing to them.

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Am I right that this is the bathypelagic zone we're approaching?

Down here we call it the deep deep total absolute very very bottom zone. It's easier to remember.

Dewey

Whoa. Like a mirror into your future.

Come on. I mean, sure, we're both clearly brilliant, but we're not that similar.

Dewey

Okay, okay. You both have the "nerd out" gene, you're both obsessed with weird stuff, you both wear red caps that you never take off.

HFHuey & Fethry

[pull out their Junior Woodchuck Guidebooks; in unison] The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook states that a warm head breeds warm, healthy thoughts. [Huey trails off into an interrogation at the last part]

Ah, always good to see a fellow Chucker.

[nervously] I'm not that into the Junior Woodchucks. More of a part-time hobby.

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[after Mitzy saves Fethry, Huey, and Dewey]

She saved him! She saved all of us! She truly is-

Dewey

The Dewnificent Krilldebeest. Write that down in your book. Did you get it? Did you hear what I said?

Uh, sure.

Dewey

No, come on, write it. It's science now.

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[Launchpad is dressed in aquatic armor, and holding a trident]

Launchpad

Farewell, sweet Oceanika. Whenever I put a conch shell to my ear, I won't hear the ocean, I'll hear your-

Dewey

Uh, Launchpad, what happened to you?

Launchpad

Oh. Just ran into an old friend, snorkeled around, saw some... sea stuff.

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Dewey

Tell us everything embarrassing about Uncle Donald!

JJose

[kneels down] Embarrassing? Your uncle was the cool one! Always off on globetrotting adventures.

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[translating the Drosera occidendum's inscription in English] "Long ago, an invading force let a bloody massacre that left the town empty. From the wreckage, a single flower grew, proving that no matter how terrible a tragedy, life will always find a way to bloom anew. Now, the town celebrates this triumph every year." Or something like that. My Portuguese is a little enferrujado.

Dewey

Webby, get out of the way, you're ruining my shot with your story!

My story provides context for your photo!

Dewey

Of course. This is a moment of a cultural significance. Louie, get a full-body shot. Hit it.

Okay, now look thoughtful. No, not confused. Oh, okay, don't move. That's the stuff!

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Dewey

Della's not here. I think she was attacked. [Donald licks a tree with a red stain on it. Dewey exclaims in disgust]

Young Donald

Attacked by a case of the munchies. It's just jelly.

Dewey

What would you have done if it wasn't?

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Where are my--? [gasps as she spots her sons with Webby; then smiles warmly]

Dewey

Who's the cyborg?

Is that…?

It can't be.

Guys, I think that's your mom.

[Della sits on her knees with tears welling in her eyes]

Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Della Duck.

Dewey

[chuckles] I'm part robot! I knew it!

[He runs up to his mother and hugs her. As Della rubs her hands on her son's face, her tearful joy turns into confusion]

Wait. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? No, no, no. Their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo, and Rebel.

Dewey

I could've been Turbo?!

I told Donald. I wrote it down, in case no one could understand him.

Dewey

I COULD'VE BEEN TURBO?!?!

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[yawns] Boy, this sure has been a friend-aversery thingy. You know who my best friend is?

Dewey

Me.

Sleep. Come on, even Beakley fell asleep, I think?

[Beakley is snoring with her eyes open]

It's a spy thing. And yeah, it might be sleepy time.

Sleep? N-No way! It's only 4:00 A.M.! That's so early!

Violet

Judging from your sunken eyes, elevated heart rate and irritability--

Your irritability!

Violet

I'd say you're suffering from a serious lack of sleep.

Uh, yeah! Because I've been planning so many exciting activities for this party! I'll be surprised if we ever sleep again. [yawns, then chuckles] I'm gonna go splash some cold water in my face so we can party even harder! Ha-ha! [runs off to the bathroom]

KKids

[all exhausted] Yay.

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[disgusted when he sees a blue high school] Ew, Webby, why is there a school in your dream?

Dewey

[gasps] That's not Webby's dream. [bursts the doors open, wearing a sports jacket]

[The kids enter the blue school, which is revealed to be Dewey's dream]

Whoa! Nice hair!

Dewey

Thanks! It's alive! [his hairstyle makes a thumbs-up] This is Dewey High! [singing] ♪ I'm the most wholesome boy in school / I'm a talented jock, everyone thinks is cool / If TV and movies taught me anything / When you turn into a teen, you just have to sing! ♪

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Uh, what's that?

Dewey

I think it's supposed to be my romantic interest? But I'm too threatened by that concept so it never takes shape.

IRImaginary Romantic Interest

Dewey. Let's sing a "dew-ette!"

Dewey

[screams and runs away] Here are my singing rivals! They are so self-absorbed. Here's a giant poster of me! This is in all my dreams. I'm like, cradled by a moon made of my own tears. Who knows what that's about?

[dumbfounded] I have some theories.

Dewey

And this is my mascot, Dewey Dude!

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[The kids walk into the locker and out through the doggy door, entering Louie's dream, where he's lying on the sofa as a lazy cat]

Louie?

Mmm, yes?

This is your dream, to be even lazier?

I nap all day, I never have to worry about anything, I'm shamelessly pampered. [knocks down Pep soda cans Dream Beakley sets on the armrest with his paw] Meow. Everyone pat my head. [purring as Dewey, Webby and Violet all pet him]

[groans in annoyance] Good kitty. [Louie bites his hand] Ow!

Never mind, I don't want that anymore. [falls asleep]

You're asleep?! We're in a dream! How are you sleep-sleeping?!

I just am.

Hey, where's Lena?

[emerges from the doggy door in the form of a wolf] I'm don't think I'm doing this right.

Dewey

Whoa!

Lena?!

[Cat Louie jumps on the sofa and hisses in fright]

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[The kids dive into the litter box, entering Huey's dream]

Dewey

Who's dream is this anyway? It's just our room. It's so bor-- [screams in horrified shock at Huey's freakishly tall legs; dismayed] Why, Huey?! Why?! Why, Huey?! WHY?!

Whatever do you mean? Nothing strange here. Just a tall, distinguished, mature oldest sibling.

Dewey

In what world does that description equal this?!

[snapping] I'm not good at imagination stuff, OKAY?!

Don't listen to him. Follow your lame dreams.

Would you kids like a jar of pickles from the topmost shelf?

Dewey

No!

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Donald?

Donald

Della?

[Donald and Della walk to each other face to face and scream angrily]

DDDonald & Della

[in unison] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

If you were home when I got back, you'd know I was stuck on the moon which by the way, is invading us!

Donald

I know! I warned you!

We didn't get a warning!

Dewey

[breaks them up] Stop yelling at each other! [strangles Donald by the beard; savagely] I could have been named Turbo! You owe me 11 years of Turbo!

[picks Dewey up] Don't change the subject! Just because I missed you doesn't mean I'm not mad at you!

Donald

I missed you too, you big dummy!

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Would you knock it off with the song?!

Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!

The whobada bird of what now?

The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!

Dewey

It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!

I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!

It was under our noses this whole time!

SSrooge

It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.

The treasure is a book?! Boo!

It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.

She really did have the answer to everything.

Or almost everything...

The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!