Mervana! A shining civilization, until its people disappeared... into the sea! Never to be found again. Until now! Solving the clues in Isabella Finch's journal, we'll finally able to find one of her legendary Missing Mysteries: The Lost Harp of Mervana!
Dewey[raising his hand] Doesn't Uncle Scrooge usually make the long winded treasure speeches?
Dewey
We know. Ugh, we know.
This is Huey's quest. We're all here to support him. Well, go ahead lad.
[Louie and the Three Caballeros meet in the triplets' bedroom]
The fastest way to fame is Emma Glamour's IT List! [shows them the website on his laptop]
TCThree Caballeros
[amazed] Ooh!
Dewey
[popping out from under the middle bunk] I know everything about the IT List. Whatever Emma Glamour posts on her annual online list becomes instantly popular. How do you think I found my favorite band? And my signature hairstyle? If I'm following the trends right, I think next year's big thing is gonna be sick yo-yo tricks. [tries to perform one but his yo-yo wraps around his body and hits him] Ow. I'll get it by the time the IT List comes out.
We must get on this blog!
Why will no one tell us?!
Okay. Okay, just… Look, Glamour is a famous tastemaker who only emerges once a year to post her IT List at…
Dewey
[interrupting] An exclusive party at the Duckburg Museum. A night of famous people celebrating how great they are. These are my people. [gets into Louie's face] We're going?!
I get you into that party…
We get on the IT list before it's posted online…
We'll be famous around the planet!
Dewey
Internet fame, the most important fame of all.
I don't know. How do we get in?
Dewey
Why is Falcon Graves working security here? He's gonna recognize me and know we're not invited to the party.
Maybe he'll won't remember you.
Dewey
The last time I saw him, I cost a millions of dollars and threw him off a building.
Hey, that does make this harder. New plan. Dewey's not going to the party!
Dewey
Uh, what?! You need me in there. This is the Dewey-est party in town! Ohh! Why was I cursed to be so flashy and unforgettable?!
[Dewey wakes up from his nap and Huey and Louie suspiciously notice that he's looking a little taller]
Dewey
What are you guys staring at?
Dewey
What? [looks down at his height] I must've... had a growth spurt!
That's crazy, you hatched after me.
Dewey
Well, Hubert. Maybe my egg was laid first, ergo vis-a-vis, it is I who am big brother now.
That's not how biology works.
Dewey
It is now, because big brother is in charge!
[The kids split up into three groups of two in order to retrieve the three pieces of the Sword of Swanstantine around the Istanbird marketplace before the F.O.W.L. agents do while Scrooge battles Black Heron]
Okay, if we wanna find the sword piece we're after, we can't do anything to alert F.O.W.L.
Dewey
[to every person] You, sword? Looking for a sword! Looking for a sword here! Do you have a sword?!
Or we can blindly ask every person we see. According to Finch's journal, our piece of the sword resides in the "Heavens."
Dewey
Aw, how am I gonna get to heaven when legends live forever?
We have to rely on our inner strengths. Keen observation. [she and Dewey look up and spot the Sword's Handle in the grip of the statue of Swanstantine the Great at the very top of a building; gasps] Oh, there it is!
Dewey
[sees Gandra Dee, who's making her way to get there first] Oh! We could follow that F.O.W.L. lady and beat her to it.
[gasps] Agent Dee! Okay, okay, no problem. We can use those platforms to figure out a way up there first.
Dewey
[calling out] Hear that, tech-head?! Prepare to get Control-Alt-Dew-leted!
As long as she doesn't realize we're here.
Oh, this is a heck of a predicament. [analyzes the two kids] On one hand, I don't wanna hurt you two, but in my other hand, I have a flash bomb. [throws the flash bomb at them, causing them to be temporarily blinded]
Dewey
Uh, Webs?!
Dewey
I… I can't see anything!
It's a flash bomb! It should wear off in a few minutes.
Dewey
We don't have a few minutes!
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