[Louie and Violet enter the Spice-a-torium to get the Sword's Guard piece and come across John D. Rockerduck]
Ah, Cristoph, old friend, hello!
Cristoph?
I'm looking to spruce up the decor in my torture dungeon and I heard you were in possession of Swanstantine's Sword Guard.
Oh, dear, Serpent, you've put me in such a pickle. I don't want to incur your wrath, but I also want this man's 50 pounds of gold.
[exiting the bathroom] All right, Condiment Duke, or whatever you call yourself, John D. Rockerduck shall have his guard! What's this hullabaloo?
F.O.W.L. beat us here?! You had to stop for that liver kabob.
I don't have to tell you what happened to the King of Si-Ham when he crossed me.
I'm sorry, mein freund, but the Silver-Tongued Serpent demands the Guard, and he's not to be displeased.
[laughs] Silver-Tongued what? He's a mere child, a drooling, blabbering, buttercup. And I'm me, the heir apparent of the Rockerduck fortune, ruthless rustler, and the greatest land baron of the American West… In America!
Well, it seems we will settle this the way we settle all feuds.
Spice-Off!
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