Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Silence. It can't be done. The one called Goku refuses to return and says he'll come back later.

What? But why?

I know why! Because he's scared, that's why! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan...his wife!

What? [holding a sword ready to strike Master Roshi]

Yikes. No, please no. It was a joke.

Krillin

Gohan, wait!

No! I'm not scared! These freaks did something to my mom!

We sure did. So?

So you'd better change her back right now!

Hee hee hee. We can't, you dope. Only the sacred water kept at Kami's lookout can do that.

Sacred water?

Vinegar

That's right. But Kami's on an extended leave of absence.

Too bad ey? But don't worry. Our boss is guardian now. Garlic Junior.

Grr...

Oh, I see you remember 'im. Lord Garlic will be pleased.

Vinegar

Yes. Indeed he will.

Give up kid. You're outnumbered.

Vinegar

You're lucky that lord Garlic ordered us ta take you in alive or I'd finish you off right now.

Piccolo

How did your brainless boss escape the dead zone?

Vinegar

Alright, that's it. You're dead.

Hey...heh heh heh. Settle down, Vinegar. He's just trying to get you riled up. I'll answer your question Piccolo, if you really want to know. [pointing upward] The power of the Makyo Star.

Piccolo

Go on. How?

Ah yes. Now I have your attention. Not long ago, the autumnal equinox was on the first point of libra. Heralding this auspicious moment for the dark side was the Makyo Star, whose proximity to the Earth provided an incredible source of power to all creatures of the night. This rare alignment of the planets and stars occurs only once every twelve thousand years. At no other time is man more susceptible to evil than this. It is a time when the powers of darkness are at their zenith and the unseen lower forces dominate the Earth. Garlic Junior used this influx of dark energy as a springboard to shatter his prison and escape it forever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't get it do you? Garlic Junior is the new guardian of the Earth. He's taken over Kami's lookout and is seated quite comfortably on the throne. Kami and Popo are just mantle pieces now, looking on hopelessly from their little glass jars.

Piccolo

Huh?

Uh?

Krillin

Great. We're in trouble.

The beautiful part about it all is that with the black water mist, we hardly have to raise a finger. Just look how eager your friends are to help us. We're gods to these plebians.

Vinegar

We're like celebrities to all these people, kinda like the role models an' all!

Yeah! Dig it man! You should join us! You would love it. They worship us. And soon they're gonna be like that for good.

Huh?

Krillin

What!? For good?

Once twenty four hours passes by, the change becomes permanent. Not even the sacred water can change them back.

Heh heh heh heh. You came here looking to fight us, but the battle has already been won. There's no one left to fight for, nobody wants your help. Can't you understand that? Just look. Look at your friends. Do they look like they're waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and rescue them? Who do you think you're fooling anyway? You haven't really changed. So drop the goody two-shoes act and join us. Or oppose us and suffer like you've never suffered before. Your choice. Well?

[to Gohan and Krillin] Well boys, what do you think of Piccolo now? He's all set to serve Garlic Junior. That's because he's become part of our family! He's one of us kid. Just like your mother is.

Ah, I see the son of Goku has arrived. I believe your name is...Gohan, right? Welcome here, my friend. I hope you don't mind but...heh heh...I have a question for you. I want to know where your father is.

My father?

Precisely. I must find him in order to carry out my revenge. Once that is accomplished, then both you and he will pay double for your failed attempt to defeat me.

No.

Even though now I rule the Earth, that isn't good enough until I exact my revenge upon you two. So young Gohan, tell me where your dear father is hiding. And I warn you, don't try to be smart.

My dad would never hide from the likes of you. And besides, where he is, he doesn't even know your evil kind exist.

Where he is...what do you mean by that?

I'll never tell.

Huh?

So don't bother to ask me that question again!

Well, on the bright side, at least you'll get to see the bottle of sacred water before I terminate you.

How dare you?

Don't take another step forward if you know what's good for you.

Vinegar

That's it! [Vinegar knocks Gohan away]

Krillin

I guess it's true what they say...you can't trust anyone anymore. Heh heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...

Krillin, you and Piccolo are really good actors. I didn't suspect a thing. You two were acting, weren't you?

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Piccolo

Hmph, with Kami and Popo as hostages, that was the only way I could get close enough to Garlic Jr. to release them safely.

Kami

Thank you for freeing us Piccolo. We are eternally grateful.

Piccolo

Spare me your thanks. I didn't rescue the two of you because I wanted to Kami.

Kami

Hmm...

Piccolo

The only reason I did it was because with you captured, I can't fight at my maximum power.

Kami

Yes, of course.

[after seeing Krillin falling, Gohan releases two huge blasts at Spice and Vinegar] Yah!

No way!

Vinegar

Darn! Yes way! Oh no! [Spice and Vinegar explode to death]

Congratulations. You've made the first cut. It's too bad but your friend Piccolo wasn't as fortunate as you.

Grr...

Heh. It's a shame, isn't it kid? Tough luck.

Grr...

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. You're mad, aren't you? What are you going to do about it?

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you made it.

Kami

Yes. By a whisker.

But my plants got sucked into the dead zone.

You made it, thank goodness!

Krillin

Yeah, thank goodness you saved us Gohan.

Piccolo

Hey, knock off the mushy stuff you sissies.

Uh, oh my gosh. Piccolo.

Krillin

Hah ha! Check him out.

Wow. Piccolo!

Piccolo

Yeah, well thanks for blowin' up the Makyo Star kid. Because o' you, Garlic shriveled up like a raisin.

Piccolo! We did it ourselves! We didn't even need my dad this time!

Piccolo

We needed your dad very much kid. And he was here the whole time.

What? Are you sure?

Piccolo

Of course I'm sure. He was here, inside of you, Gohan.

Heh...hey Piccolo?

Piccolo

Yes.

Gosh. You're such an incredible friend.

Piccolo

You too Gohan. You too.

[about Trunks and Goku talking] Man, for two guys who don't know each other, they sure do have a lot to talk about.

Krillin

But hey, talking's not bad. It's a lot better than fighting.

Uh...at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore.

Krillin

Yeah, and your dad put his finger away too.

Krillin

Yeah Bulma, your idea was good in theory, but maybe you oughta rethink your position on this one.

What are you saying!?

Krillin

Ahem. [whispering to Bulma] Come here.

Huh?

Krillin

[whispering to Bulma] What I'm trying to say is...I wanna try and stay on the good side of Vegeta and Piccolo.

Huh?

Krillin

[whispering to Bulma] I don't know if you've noticed but they, uh...seem to have a hard time controlling their tempers.

Oh.

Krillin

Hmm...

I get it. You're saying you don't wanna get beaten up.

Krillin

Gohan, cool it! You're crampin' ma style!

Krillin

[Bulma is holding baby Trunks] Heh, I hope you don't think I'm nuts for asking, but what's the deal with the baby Bulma?

Is it your son Yamcha? I'll bet he is.

Yamcha

Heh. He's not my kid.

Krillin

Huh?

Yamcha

Well, if you think that's a shock, just wait. Wait until she tells you who the father really is.

Krillin

Huh?

Uh?

Ha ha ha. I'll bet it's Vegeta, isn't it? [tapping baby Trunks] Right Trunks?

Krillin

Uhh?

Ehh?

Now who told you that Goku? I wanted to keep it a secret. I was going to surprise you guys.

[laughing from panic] Aha ha ha ha ha ha...well, actually...I just thought I'd take a guess. I mean, he kind o' looks like Vegeta. Aha ha ha ha ha ha...

You guessed his name too.

Yeah...what are the chances of that, huh? Maybe I'm psychic.

Vegeta

Nobody saw him fly away, did they?

Uh...so what are you saying?

Vegeta

I'm saying that android is trying to escape on foot, which means he probably hasn't gotten very far.

Piccolo

If that's the case, then we might just have a chance to find this lab and destroy the other two androids before Gero even gets there.

Vegeta

Hmph. I would never do anything that cowardly!

Trunks

Huh?

Vegeta

Only one course of action can possibly satisfy me! I will fight these androids face to face, and I'll break them with my bare hands!