Ah, hey, it's really no biggie. It's the least I can do for you all. Besides, you need a major credit card to stay in a hotel. Hey, no worries. My dad's compound is huge. There's enough room for everyone. It's not like you guys have a lot of options. Green men from outer space aren't a common sight around here.
Hey, why don't you drop the arrogant tough guy act and just relax. Let it all go. Take a vacation for goodness sake. Unwind a little and see what life has to offer you. You're actually kinda cute. Aha ha.