Porunga quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Krillin

[about Porunga] Oh, man! He's...he's huge! Bigger than anything I've ever seen in my whole life!

Are you sure this is the dragon?

Dende

Yes, Gohan. His name is Porunga. And in Namek, it means "dragon of love," but to be honest, this is the first time I've ever had a chance to see him.

You have collected all seven dragonballs, and now, as it is written, think wisely and I will grant you three wishes within my power.

Look, I'm enjoying the fresh air. But I don't have all day. If you can't make up your mind, just wish for nothing three times so I can go.

Krillin

Wow. A dragon with a sense o' humor.

Silence. It can't be done. The one called Goku refuses to return and says he'll come back later.

What? But why?

I know why! Because he's scared, that's why! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan...his wife!

What? [holding a sword ready to strike Master Roshi]

Yikes. No, please no. It was a joke.