Mister Popo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Speak. Name your wish. Say it now and it will be so granted.

Yes, of course. Can you please restore the lives of all those killed by Frieza and his gang. Is it within your power to grant this wish?

I...don't know.

It's very bad that you don't know. If you don't know, who does?

Now Popo, where is Kami?

I don't know.

You're lying.

No. Mister Popo does not lie.

For some reason, I believe you.

Yes, that's because I don't lie.

Bah! You disgust me! Hah! [Garlic Junior shrinks Mister Popo] Hmm. Pint sized Popo! Don't bother trying to escape! That tidy little energy field is impregnable. Ah, there you are. You look so scared. Don't worry. I'm not going to kill you yet Mister Popo. All in due time. All in due time.

[about the Guardians] They've never done this before. It's a great honor Kami, to be pardoned for coming here. They've forgiven you.

Kami

Oh yeah? Well, I haven't forgiven them! Get a life you stubborn old fools!

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you made it.

Kami

Yes. By a whisker.

But my plants got sucked into the dead zone.

Kami

Perhaps my time as guardian of Earth has come to an end.

No Kami! You are still needed! The people of Earth still need you to watch over them!

Kami

You are too kind, Mister Popo. But I must act for the good of the Earth. This is about the continuing struggle for power between the forces of good and evil...and the danger that looms over us now poses a greater threat than anything we have faced in the past...even Vegeta with all of his strength was no match for these androids. Super Saiyan or not, he was tossed aside like a ragdoll. These androids will be difficult to beat. Even if Goku recovers from his illness, he will provide little resistance against these powerful new foes. In our combined form, Piccolo may be the only one strong enough to win this fight.

Piccolo

We agree. The force that threatens Earth is bigger than both of us. But at least when our powers are united, we still stand a chance. And no matter how slim that chance is, we must take it.

Vegeta

[Piccolo is in the hyperbolic time chamber] What is taking that Namek so long? Really! Doesn't he know he's wasting important people's time.

Well, he's almost done. Just...stay calm.

Vegeta

Calm!? [Vegeta kicks the hyperbolic time chamber door] Oh, I will show you calm. If he stays there any longer, I'll knock that door down and calmly drag him out!

Dende

There's trouble down there but I can't seem to focus on it. My mind is too clouded.

Dende, you sure remind me of Kami. He used to stand in that very same spot as he tried to make sense of the Earth.

Dende

Did he really?

Oh yes. [pause] There's no need to be upset. Like the former guardians before you, it will take some time before you are comfortable with your new role as guardian of the Earth. Just relax, Dende. Stop doubting your own abilities and start listening with your mind. Calm your thoughts. Now, what do you see?

Dende

The tournament is still on. It's a fierce battle.

See, you did it.

Dende

Yes. Thank you Mister Popo. I know I'll never be able to replace Kami but I will try my best. I promise. I just wish there was something more that I could do. I feel so helpless. This tournament will decide the fate of the Earth and all I can do for now is watch and leave it to Goku. I may be this planet's guardian, but he is its hero.

Piccolo

[to Android 18] You should thank Krillin, 18. He stayed at your side the whole time. After Cell spat you out.

Krillin

[shy] Uh...ah...well, it was nothing really. I mean, I enjoyed it. I mean, I couldn't leave you there.

I got it!

Krillin

Uh!

Krillin! You have a crush on Android 18, don't you!?

Krillin

[smacks Gohan on the head] Thanks, Mister Smooth!

Yamcha

What!? How could you? Krillin, she's a-

Tien

You know she's an android, right pal?

Krillin

Heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

Android 18

Expect me to fall at your feet now? Big strong boy rescues me so I'm his forever, right? Not that easy. I was wrong about you, Krillin. [Android 18 leaves]

Krillin

But...I...

Yamcha

That ungrateful...! I can't stand that android! I'm gonna show her!

Tien

I'm not so sure you could do that...

Piccolo

We've wasted enough time here. Let's hurry up and summon the dragon so we can start undoing all the damage that Cell has done.

Yes, of course.

Yeah! That means Trunks'll come back and Dende and me! You'll have plenty of friends here so you won't even need a girl!

Krillin

[sad] Leave me alone...

The young ones sleeping...Goten and Trunks are almost exactly the same size, aren't they? Could they do a fusion?

Krillin

Umm...is that possible?

Yeah! Thank you, Mister Popo! You know, that just might work!

Dende

Really Goku!?

Krillin

Mister Popo, I love you! You're a genius! Lets all give it up for Mister Popo the genius!

Piccolo

From now on, we do things my way! Tomorrow, you are going to fight Buu as a Super Saiyan and until then, we train! Understood, Trunkten!?

Actually, it's Gotenks...

Piccolo

What!?

His name. It's...uh...Gotenks...

Piccolo

His name is mud as far as I'm concerned!