Hercule Satan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

So, you wanna know what I'm gonna do to Cell? Exactly the same thing I'm gonna do to this bus! [Hercule punches a hole through a bus]

[about Goku] Well, if I were fightin' that twerp, I'd bend him into a pretzel and eat him for lunch...but lucky for him, I'm on a strict diet.

They keep on cheating with these second grade illusions. They clearly have no respect for the martial arts.

[after Cell splits into four separate bodies and attacks Goku at the same time] This is the best magic trick I've ever seen.

[about Goku and Cell] There they are! They're right there in the ring. [Pointing to a crack on the ground] They're hiding in that broken part over there. It's another one of their tricks.

No one's watching me! Don't they realize that I'm the real star of this show!? I'm the one who threw that guy's head over there! This is all because of me!

[to himself] Ooh yeah. Hercule. Mister Satan. Who cares what they call me. I'm huge.

[about Great Saiyaman, after watching a program about him on TV] Fools. They call that runt a hero. Well I could break that little scrawny runt in two like a soggy toothpick.

[after Goten turns into a Super Saiyan while fighting Trunks] How can this be? It's him! It's them! The ones with the powers! He's just like the guy who beat Cell!

[to himself] You know, I probably shouldn't go all out in the first match. It'll make a better show if I save some of my special techniques for the final. It's never been easy controlling my incredible strength. Hmm, but it is my job to give the people what they paid for.

[about Gohan, while Videl is in a hospital bed] Oh no, Videl! Don't tell me that that kid is your boyfriend! Well I won't allow it, you hear me!? I don't approve of this! You know I've always said that if you have a boyfriend, that he must be strong like me! Not a feeble little twerp! How can he protect my little girl!

[to himself] What was I thinking? "Hey lets do a battle royale." Why couldn't I just keep my big mouth shut!

Human beings can fly. It's just that our bodies have forgotten how to do it. We have to reteach ourselves just like Videl did.

I was told a long time ago that the most important key to victory is the element of surprise.

[to Majin Buu] Say, Mister Buu...are ya hungry at all? I don't mean ta brag, but I'm a pretty good cook. What d'ya say, hmm?