Chi-Chi quotes from Dragon Ball Z

You just leave my little Gohan out of this. His fighting days are over!

[angrily, about Goku] Goku even forgot to pack his sweater! I go through the trouble of making this and he forgets it. Why, I could strangle him with it!

A normal kid would be severely punished for trashing his entire birthday cake on his birthday. But you can't help it. After all, you're Goku's son. It's family tradition, pure and simple.

[to herself, after Gohan and Ox King sneak out of the window for a break] Honestly, escaping through the window. How juvenile can they get? It won't last. They'll come crawling back right around dinner time. Uh huh.

[to Gohan, about her date with Goku] Your father was such a rowdy boy. We spent the entire day fighting. What a great first date that was.

[Spopovich is crushing Videl's face into the ground] Ah! Please, somebody's got to do something! Videl will make the perfect wife for Gohan, but they'll never get together if she gets squashed like a bug!

The power measured from Goku was unstable. Think about it. A candle flickers most violently just before it burns out.

You're saying that Goku's in trouble?

[sarcastic] No, I'm talkin' about candles...of course he's in trouble!

Hey, Chi-Chi, what the heck's goin' on here?

Huh?

Goku just came back from the dead and saved the world and you've hardly even looked at him. He's your husband, aren't you at least gonna say hello?

What? Say hello? Oh, no. I don't have a single thing to say to that man right now! It's his fault my baby almost got killed!

Mom, but the Saiyans were gonna destroy the Earth.

They can blow up the universe for all I care. That's no excuse for putting my little boy's life at risk.

Uh...

Hmm...man, Goku. Your wife is crazy.

Don't be silly mom.

I'm silly? My son tells me I'm silly? I'm not the one who wants to run around and be a superhero.

Bulma, you'll take me with you, won't you?

That's it. I'm putting my foot down Gohan! I won't let you leave me again. You just came home, after you've been gone for a whole year Gohan. You're a child. Act like one! Don't throw away your childhood trying so hard to be a brave adult. Being a kid's the best part of life. You should be making friends and playing baseball, not trying to save the world!

I'm going!

H...How did I raise such a stubborn child!?

There's no time for those childish things anymore. My friends are gone and they're not coming back. I've got to help find the dragonballs. Mom, Piccolo died trying to help me so I think I should do everything I can to help him. I can't sit around and do nothing while Piccolo needs me. I'm sorry I yelled at you Mom, but I have to try. You see...they're my friends.

Heh heh heh heh. Pretty good speech kid. You sure didn't learn that from your father.

Krillin

Hee hee ha ha ha. I worried about not having a spacesuit. At least I don't have to wear a little uniform.

Yeah, dad thought I looked pretty funny too.

I don't know why. I think it makes him look like the cutest thing.

Krillin

So what's with all this stuff?

Here's his underwear, toothbrush, coloring book, and sleep mask. And here are some snacks for the trip and his medicine. And we have a hair dryer, full dinner set with salad and dinner forks. Multi-

Krillin

Yeah, I think we get the picture.

Why can't you just lay there and sleep like a normal patient? You're bothering everyone!

Because I'm not a normal patient. I'm a fighter. I need to get outta this place!

Oh Goku! Stop talking like such a tough guy!

I was thinking Goku...

What is it Chi-Chi?

Our little boy's been gone for almost a month now...

Yeah, and?

And I think I forgot to pack his toenail clippers.

Silence. It can't be done. The one called Goku refuses to return and says he'll come back later.

What? But why?

I know why! Because he's scared, that's why! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan...his wife!

What? [holding a sword ready to strike Master Roshi]

Yikes. No, please no. It was a joke.

Come on. Loosen up.

Huh!? Who are you!?

A friend. I was invited here, but I don't think you were.

Grr...alright you! You'd better stay out of this!

Heh heh. You're just a jealous old lady. You should go home. Your grandson's obviously not here right now. But I can see why he needed to get away.

[enraged] Why you! [charging up] That does it! I hope you like black and blue 'cause you're gonna be wearing it for a while.