“Fight with Piccolo” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Spice

[to Gohan and Krillin] Well boys, what do you think of Piccolo now? He's all set to serve Garlic Junior. That's because he's become part of our family! He's one of us kid. Just like your mother is.

Garlic Junior

Ah, I see the son of Goku has arrived. I believe your name is...Gohan, right? Welcome here, my friend. I hope you don't mind but...heh heh...I have a question for you. I want to know where your father is.

Gohan

My father?

Garlic Junior

Precisely. I must find him in order to carry out my revenge. Once that is accomplished, then both you and he will pay double for your failed attempt to defeat me.

Gohan

No.

Garlic Junior

Even though now I rule the Earth, that isn't good enough until I exact my revenge upon you two. So young Gohan, tell me where your dear father is hiding. And I warn you, don't try to be smart.

Gohan

My dad would never hide from the likes of you. And besides, where he is, he doesn't even know your evil kind exist.

Garlic Junior

Where he is...what do you mean by that?

Gohan

I'll never tell.

Garlic Junior

Huh?

Gohan

So don't bother to ask me that question again!

Salt

Alright, you heard him. Why don't we get started. Prepare ta get whooped!

Vinegar

Hey, don't whoop him too bad. Save some for me.

Spice

But two against one wouldn't be fair, would it?

Salt

Ah, like they say...all's fair in love and war. Hee hee hee hee hee. Come on kid, lets play. I haven't got all day.

Garlic Junior

Aha ha ha ha. Oh, isn't this wonderful Kami? I've always believed that revenge is so sweet.

Salt

What are you waiting for? Well, if you're not gonna make a move, then I guess I will. [Salt pummels Gohan]

Krillin

Gohan, I'm comin'!

Mustard

Hey, hold on! Where ya goin'? It's my turn ta play with you! [Mustard repeatedly slams his knees into Krillin's face]

Salt

[while pummeling Gohan] Aha! What's wrong kid!? You don't wanna fight with me? Oh please! I thought the son o' Goku was a little tougher than this! My sister can take a punch better than you!

Maron

Hey, Yajirobe and the talking cat!

Korin

Hey hey hey! The cat has a name you know! And it wouldn't hurt for you to show a little respect!

Maron

Whatever. If it makes you happy.

Korin

We were talkin' the talk, now we have to walk the walk.

Yajirobe

Yeah, and like they say, the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.

Korin

What? Oh. I guess that pretty much explains your strike-out record with the women.

Yajirobe

You know, I think Marron has taken a shine to me.

Korin

Ah, but once she tastes my coconut shrimp casserole, she'll be all over me.

Yajirobe

In your dreams, catnip breath.

Maron

[from afar] Oh boys, can you please hurry. I'm simply starving.

Korin

C-coming my precious.

Yajirobe

Poor cat's headed straight for heartbreak city.

Salt

[about Gohan] That kid's sure got a lot of moxy.

Mustard

You're not kidding. He's on fire.

Salt

Well, I think you should have first crack at 'im. Okay?

Mustard

Remember what he did last time? I say two against one is our only option against him.